Hoi gois! I wuz dwiving todai. Todai moma maphee phee wuz leeving and dashie jump into car gois hehehehhe. its liek zoom dashie wuz ovar there now hes here becuz dashie lighting kwick and can run 10000000 miles per ower. ohhhhhhhhhh gois i jumped into momas car and i wuz liek ohhhhhhhh this is so comfterble for dashie but. i just took dump too so it felt good on dashie behind. moma sat in it gois! hehehehehehe!
so me jump into car and its liek ohhhhhhh how do me start this thing. then button say "dashie press here" and me liek "ohhhhhhhh this easy gois!" so dashie start car and turn wheel thing in front to go faster. then dashie pressing buttons liek "hehehehe fire torpedo zoom!' ohhhhh gois then enemy riley ship come up near dashie and its liek "dashie turn off car or riley attack yew." me liek "hehehehe dashie not scared becuz dashie dominant and tuff!" then me straten body up and get dominant face and snarl and riley wuz afwaid. then me liek 'attack here!" and i start blowing peeple up runing for there lives.
then dashie fire torpedo like zoom and it hit riley and riley surrender liek "me sowwy dashie i nevar want to hurt my king." ohhhhhhh then i come back to garage and phee go into car and im liek wtf phee get out but he just sat thar liek he didnt hear me so dashie look othar way and try to ignore phee. then me liek "phee i demand yew dont go to uconn becuz dashie need yew here to walk me." then moma and maphee come out and its liek "ohhhhhhhhhh." moma had chiken in hand gois but dashie remember last time wen moma trick me wif chiken so its liek no! yew dont kontrol me anymore moma! but then moma get big glowing leash and dashie liek "awwwwwwwwww." right now me stealing twizlars gois dont tell anyone itll be our sekret ok hehehehehehehe!
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