Hoi gois! My name Dashie! I own Riley gois! First I momma took me for walk gois I was liek hehehehehhe lets go nooooowwww! Then I wuz walking up street and I saw Riley. hehehe gois he wuz scared of big mean Dashie im at least 5 feet taler then him and dashie muscles are sticking out. its liek 'heheheheh dont mess wif me riley ur gona die!" then riley run up to dashie andim liek "lion roar!!!" i let out masive bark gois it wuz erf shatering and took out evryones window hehehheheheh booooooooom! so neway gois riley wuz so afwaid that i wuz liek im gona let yew liv riley becuz yew so pathetic. then i wuz liek get out of my site! riley ran awai and i wuz lafing like hehheheheheh! hehehhehehe! then momma pulled on my neck and i wuz liek wtf momma!
gois im gona dominate riley eventually. itll be an epic dashie attack liek gnaarrrrrr! i just bit yew neck! or ill have riley be my commander wen im taking over world and renaming it 'dashie world' heheheheheh! in dashie world evryone will be my biotch and will be dominated upon command gois! ill be liek 'get on ur back riley evil dashie is here to dominate!' and hes liek "ok sir!" especially phee and maphee hehehehehehe there gona get dominated if i dont kill them first. ok phee has no chance gois im gonna executt him wen i first take power hehehehe itll be my first order. then ill have riley go and do dashie hits for me. ill have him atack mailman ill be liek "attack heeeeeeeeeeere!" then riley will atack gois. hehehehhe oops it was midle of ocean hehehehehe dashie mistake!
dont underestimate dashie gois becuz i hav big power paw. i own dady evry noit wif it. its liek im owning yew dady why are yew lafing? gois i want my famly to stop lafing at me and start being my biotches. then ill be liek what are yew lafing at! i have to dominate yew now before we go any further or ill hav to cut ur head off hehehehehhe then i do it anyway becuz dashie is evil and enjoys killing people hehehehehehheheehhe!
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