Hoi gois! Its me Dashie! if yew were here i would go up liek prarie dog and play bat the paw wif yew hehehehehe. ne ways dashie bored tonoit and siting on moma so dashie wana talk about dashie hair operation. first im laying dashie hair evrywhere in the house gois its brilliant. slowly evryone will get dashie hair in lungs and slowly become controled by dashie. dashie hair is a nown mind kontrol device gois.
i twyd wif maphee but instead he got sinus infekshion. i wuz liek wtf kweer yew supose tew be under dashie control. then i went into living room were moma wuz and i wuz liek 'im gona executt phee and eat him if yew dont become dashie controled." then dashie got independence day alien face and looked at moma wif slight snarl. moma move over a bit so i wuz liek "ohhhh gois dashie hair must be working" so dashie jump up and cudle momma hehehehehehe! if it doesnt work then itll just kill them ne way so its liek heheehhehe dashie win ether way!
ohhh gois i nobody take dashie on walks anymore wen phee not here. its liek wtf phee ur ghey for leving so get back here and give dashie walk. gois this friday im gona bite phees leg off wen he comes in wif huge lion bite and make him stay home. should have listen tew dashie phee! now ur gona lose leg to feersome dashie bite wich chomp threw humen flesh in one sdaecond. dashie liek raptor and could probably take down t-rex if he twyd but they all dyed becuz they wuz afwaid of dashie hehehehehe!
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