Ohhhhh gois Dashie dweam!

Hoi gois! Its me Dashie! hehhehehhee! I own yew all! If yew dont liek dashie im gona come ovar and bit yew neck yew kweer. ohhhh gois dashie had dashie dweam on fwiday. i wuz liek ohhhhhhhhhhhh this is grate gois i need to deskribe dashie dweam.

first off i wuz walking wif phee its liek 'ohhhhh fank yew phee this is so fun!" then the goi who goes in my terortory all of time rode by on bike and i wuz liek 'wtf are u doing? its day time yew shuldnt be out hehehehehe!" then i looked up at phee and wuz liek "ohhhhh phee i just owned him!" but it wuz maphee. then i wuz liek "ohhhhhh ok" we kept walking gois. then i got close to park and i wuz liek "noooooo!" dogies came runing out gois! i wuz liek save me maphee!

then dogies came up and started kiling maphee and i wuz liek "hehehehehe! can i join?" and dogies wuz liek "no! ur next dashie!" and i wuz liek "noooooooo!" then dashie run away gois! i get to park and there slice meat evrywere. Im liek "yay!" i start eeting slice meat liek "num num num" and then im chewing chikin treats too mmmmmmm! finaly tar made of twizlers gois! I'm liek "ohhhhhhh maybe I shouldn't eat these" but dashie eat them! hehehehehhee!

then i look behind me and phee is there so im liek lets go over to candy sekshun pheeee! we get there and theres this goi there. its liek hoi goi! then goi is liek "careful he biiite!" and dashie liek "heheheheheh thats right dashie kill yew too!" then dashie run up to bite goi and goi morph into riley ahhhhhh! im liek "ohhhhh im sowwy sir i wuld nevar try to bit yew' and rileys liek "dashie im gonna kill yew!" im liek "noooooooo!"

then i wake up in phees bed, and i lift hed up but its not phee its dady. im liek "wut are yew doing here dady?" and dadys eyes start glowing red, and dady opens mouth and i hear vacum cleenar. im liek "ahhhhhhhhh noooooo!" i run away and dady runs aftar me so dashie escape through garage. then phee and maphee run out holding mallets and are liek "wack him gois!" so im runing around liek "hehehehehe!" and they cant hit me gois! heheheheh! then maphee and phee start hiting eachother hehehehe im liek "why yew do that gois?' theyre liek "becuz dashie dashie schnarls."

Ohhhhh gois then i woke up again in phees bed and look up and phee is there. im liek "hoi phee!" and he starts peting my neck. then i look down and theres silver plater in front of me wif steak and french fwys gois! im liek "num num num" and phee is liek "how is that dashie?" im liek "good phee!" then phees liek "good becuz the fate of the netherlands depends on yew." im liek "ok phee!" so i jump up and run outside where theres a circus wif riley guarding it. im liek "ohhhhh riley can i go in." and rileys liek "sowwy dashie, you must be this tall." riley pull out hight stick gois and it shot up into sky. i wuz liek "nooooooooooooo!" Finally, i pull out dashie weapons and run around executting evryone liek "im not short i bite hehehehe!" phee is there and he says "dashie come-" then i shot phee in head hehehehe! red hole to head + slouch gois!

Finally Dashie pour napalm all over circus tents. i hav prisoners tied up gois! hehehehehe! some girl wuz liek "dashie no! well give yew all slice meat in world!" and im liek "heheheheheh!" then dashe throw match and whole circus explode, and feris wheel come crashing to ground. gois then margwet walk up and liek "i wuv yew dashie!" and im liek "ohhhh i wuv yew margwet!" then riley walk up and say, "im sowwy dashie yew better than anything i could evar do." and im liek "thats right bitch! hehehehehehe!"