Hoi gois. Dashie back!

Hoi gois! Dashie back! Hehehehehe!

I'm cuddling phee right now gois! I haven't been latwey because I procwaim dominance over evryone in household hehehehehe. Its liek phee go get me a chichen tweet and phee is liek no dashie i dont wana. but then dashie liek phee i swear to god if yew dont get dashie chichen tweet im gonna bite yew neck and there gonna be blood everyware gois then phee like okay sowwy dashie i would never go aganst yew hehehe minion!!!

ohhh gois phee is so warm right now. its liek ohhh phee i luv yew leg its so warm and yer blubber keeps me purfect tempertare. hehehehhe. ohhh gois dashie feel guilty about what he before. daddie was like dashie come in and dashie didn't want to come in. i was liek no daddie! i had to bark and eveweone in the neberhood to show how dominant and tuff dashie is and to scare away kyotes so that minions phee and momma wouldnt get eaten and dashie wuld have to go to slave market and buy more minions. its liek dont eat my property kyote ill bite yew neck. but then daddie pick dashie up and its liek no daddie im gonna bite yew! i wuv daddie but dashie gota show daddie correct packleader order. first i wuz liek daddie im pack leader so i pick yew up not othar way around okey but daddie ignore and gwab dashie. dashie go gnnarrrr! and bite daddy causing instant deth but daddie somehow survive if it wuz phee or momma on othar hand i wuld need new minions and they wuld both be ded hehehehehe.

after dashie liek ohhhh sowwy daddie i dont know what got into me but then dashie start poring water on dashie. dashie liek nooooooooo daddie why? then daddie yell at dashie and dashie go on downlow liek heheheheh daddie im challenging yew dominance. then dashie liek ohhhh i wuv daddie and if i wana cuddle him tonite dashie should only pwetend that im not pack leader to make daddie happy. but dashie weely packleader gois dashie swear. ohhhh gois dady lock door last noit so dashie couldnt get in but dashie got in gois hehehehe becuz door opened slightly so dashie jump in and cuddle dady. its liek ohhhh dady i wuv yew yew so warm. then dashie start dweaming about slice meat and chichen tweets hehehehehe.

gois phee is such a minion it makes dashie sick. he never have mind of his own. without dashie i dont know what wuld happen to retard phee gois. he wuld prolly get eaten by kyote that pack leader dashie keeps away gois. Hehehehehe!