I'm walking phee gois!

Hoi gois! It's me, the ogre! hehehehehe! I'm mean dashie and im gona bit yew if yew dont fink so. i wuz walking phee today gois first its liek get up phee! then phee gets up and dashie liek heheheheh submit to me faget. then phee try to find leash and dashie liek huwwy up phee this is yew life wer talking about here if yew dont find leash in 10 secunds dashie gona atack yew neck and kill yew instantly wif insanely powerful dashie bite hehehehe! then phee find leash and im liek heheheheh yew just saved yewself faget now lets go. then we get out and im liek phee i gota mark dashie tewitory so riley doesnt fink this is his.
then dashie mark tewertory gois its liek ohhhh nobody gona come here now especially yew riley! mawgwet can come though becuz i wuv her hehehehehe and pwetty boy. ohhhhh then we go up stweet and im walking phee and im liek phee were going this way nowwww!!! then dashie pull wif super ogre strength and phee go flying liek "ahhhhh!!!" and me liek shut up phee yew new wut yew were getting yewself into fag. then im liek phee yew want me to stop and hes liek "yes dashie" and im liek too bad bitch! hehehehehehe!" finally dashie get back to home and its liek no i dont wana come in but phee drag dashie gois. no phee doesnt drag dashie gois dashie choose to slide across lawn its liek ohhhhh this feels good. then i go inside and chew phee up for trying to bring me in heehehehehehe!