Hehehehehehe! I owned phee last noit gois!

Ohhhhh. Hoi gois! It's me Dashie! Last noit was funy gois! First I ran in and was liek get up phee! I'm liek "heheheheheh! Dashie bark in phee's ear!" but phee didnt get up. i wuz liek wtf phee get up yew kweer! i did dashie roar in phees ear witch culd be herd for miles away and alarms went off. peeple hit in there homes and were liek ahhhhh its dashie gois! hes gona kill us!

then phee get up and wuz all mad and i wuz liek hehehehhee mishon acomplished! ghey pedofile phee got out of bed and opened door. then true master dashie plan took efect. i wuz liek 'fu phee i dont wanna go out hehehehehe! i get wasted ur time geting up!" I showed phee that i own him becuz its liek "dashie is ur god now phee hehhehehe i get to chooz wen i go out and wen i dont faget!

then i owned phee further gois. wen he went to bed, i ran downstares and peed on carpet! hhehehehehehe! i had to mark dashie terrortory so that evryone who comes in will die heheheheheheh. riley wuld be liek "oh no this is dashie terortory i betar run!" then im liek "too late faget! hehehehhehe! then i take chomp and keep dashie terortory. Then I started trying to jump on desk. its liek "ohhhhhh its too high!" then i got up and wuz liek "omg mufiiiin!" oh no then phee ran down stares and i wuz liek "nooooooooo!" i wuznt gona give mufin up. it wuz mine gois! this wuz the last straw. i wuz liek "you cant eat mufin phee its mine!" i morphed into ultra satanic dashie and went gnnnnarrrrrrr! and took chomp out of phees hand. chomp wuz fatal gois! phee survived somehow through death chomp and pulled it away, and momma and dady came down. ohhhhhhh i culdnt do anything anymore gois or i wuld have kiled them both for muffin raper. it wuld have been liek "heheheheh! die survents! hehehehhee!"

ohhhhhhhh then i ran up stares behind dady and wuz liek were u going dady i wana lay down! dady wuz mad gois, prolly becuz phee tried to steal mufin. ohhhh dady i wuld hav shared mufin wif u just to cudle. ohhhhhhh wuv. i got it this morning gois and wuz liek num num num mufin! victorious dashie! Oh no gois, maphee kleend my terortory marker up becuz he wanted to hav own terortory gois. im gona bite him for that, or ill just bite phee as an example and be liek 'this is what dashie can do maphee! dashie merciful but dashie bites at will hehehhehehe! Im gona bit yew maphee! Faget! Hehehehhehee!