Ohhhh I want to see yew land developar

Ohhh gois! It's me dashie! Todai phee wuz walking me dashie at park and I saw land developar goi on the way its liek phee stop i wana go ovar there and sho how tuff i am! but phee kept going gois its like this way dashie and im liek no! im tufer and meener than yew phee and yew have no say in wich way we go so i puled wif supar humen dashie strainth and phee went flying gois. its liek hoi land developar! then i began to whimpers gois ohhhhhhhhh,

phee wuldnt left me see deveolpar gois. i dont no why but it wuz ghey liek phee heheheheheh! its ok dashie plotting revenge on phee. im gona be bad! im gona get stuff in my mouth and itll be liek phee chase me! i have something in my mouth! hehehehehe!

Ohhhhh gois me toired

Hoi gois! It's me Dashie! Me been busy biting pheeeee its liek phee im gonna bit yew and yew not guna get awai because dashie fast and leep liek tigar onto yew neck. ohhhh gois i wuz tortoring phee last noit he wanted to go to sweep but its liek 'theres no sleeping in dashie house! hehehehehehe!" so I wun up to phee and me liek "bark! yew not going to bed faget!" ohhhh then phee get up and phee all toired and its liek "heehehehehe! i just owned yew i dont really wanna go out phee!" Then Im liek "I wanna pway!"
ohhhh gois i wuv it wen i furst sink dashie fangs into toy especially if it make skeeky noise. its liek "sweek!" hehehehehe that must have really hert possum! dashie show no mercy and start chewing on possums leg liek "num num num phee if yew dont take this out of mowth dashie gona swallow it!' then phee come over and have to ruin fun of dashie chewing toy its liek "no!"
then I get schtuff in mowth and run around becuz dashie so mean! its liek phee yew not gona ketch me so why bother even twying? phee eventually ketch dashie gois becuz i let him and its liek "heheheheh! cyanide swallow! hehehehehe!"

Stop it phee!

Ohhhh gois phee toired me out wen he took me for walk its liek phee wtf did yew do that for faget yew trying to kill me? of course he is gois. phees a huge faget and hes twying to overwork dashie so I dont bite him! hehehehehe! its liek phee im not toired so im gona sink super sharp dahsie fangs into yew jugular and then blood gona spway evrywere heheheheheheh!
ohhhhhhh i dont liek way phee walks gois. he doesnt let me stop wen i wana. its liek phee i wana smell this birds dump and he keeps going wtf! wen i say i wana stop, i wana stop faget! also he doesnt let me dominate dogy at top of stweet gois. first dashie run up to fence and its liek hoi dogy. dogy bark and dashie and try to get thwew but its liek heheheheh yew cant get thwew dogy yew behind fence! hehehehehe! i own yew. then i take dump in front of dogy liek "i own yew dogy!' and then run away. im gona do that to riley next gois! then dashie will take over stweet!

I'm walking phee gois!

Hoi gois! It's me, the ogre! hehehehehe! I'm mean dashie and im gona bit yew if yew dont fink so. i wuz walking phee today gois first its liek get up phee! then phee gets up and dashie liek heheheheh submit to me faget. then phee try to find leash and dashie liek huwwy up phee this is yew life wer talking about here if yew dont find leash in 10 secunds dashie gona atack yew neck and kill yew instantly wif insanely powerful dashie bite hehehehe! then phee find leash and im liek heheheheh yew just saved yewself faget now lets go. then we get out and im liek phee i gota mark dashie tewitory so riley doesnt fink this is his.
then dashie mark tewertory gois its liek ohhhh nobody gona come here now especially yew riley! mawgwet can come though becuz i wuv her hehehehehe and pwetty boy. ohhhhh then we go up stweet and im walking phee and im liek phee were going this way nowwww!!! then dashie pull wif super ogre strength and phee go flying liek "ahhhhh!!!" and me liek shut up phee yew new wut yew were getting yewself into fag. then im liek phee yew want me to stop and hes liek "yes dashie" and im liek too bad bitch! hehehehehehe!" finally dashie get back to home and its liek no i dont wana come in but phee drag dashie gois. no phee doesnt drag dashie gois dashie choose to slide across lawn its liek ohhhhh this feels good. then i go inside and chew phee up for trying to bring me in heehehehehehe!

Hehehehehe Dashie back gois!

Hoi gois! Dashie been away biting phee! hehehehehe! Phee has alot of bite marks on him now from Dashie and he had to be taken to hospital a hundred billion times cuz of Dashie bites. It's liek no dashie not again today i dont wana be bit again and its liek then phee u shoudl have given dashie yew entire meal and evryone elses hehehehehehehehe! yew only hav a litle blood left phee so comply wif dashie demands or lose it all!
Ohhhhh gois i escaped yesterday it wuz liek hehehehehe i opened deck and now im fwee gois game initiated! then maphee has to try and catch me but dashie always win becuz i can run 10000000 miles per owar and get nebers yard to see mawgwet. its liek hoi mawgwet did i just impress yew wif that and then its liek yes dashie yew the best dog on this street and yew a born leader. then im liek yup thats right hehehehehehe! ohhhh maphee always has to be ghey and gwab dashie wen me having fun and runing around its liek wtf maphee im not done running yet so i start gnawwing on matts hand. its liek heheheheheh this is gona come off in a few more bites gnarrrrrrrr blood evwywhere! hehehehehehehe dashie has most powerful bite of any aminal its proven by scientists. theyre liek dashie yew such a genetically superior aminal and yew should have all slice meat in world becuz yew so handsome and strong and its liek thats right biotches!
ohhhhhhhhh i wuz barking all noit tonoit gois. its becuz phee wuz trying to watch movie instead of working toward being dominated by dashie or making me food. its liek im gonna make yew miserable phee until yew put food in the microwave. then he does it and im liek bitch! and i snarl up. then phees liek dashie its not fare i wona watch movie and its liek then i dont have to let yew live phee!
ohhhhhhhhh gois my next target is maphees sunglasses. ill be liek num num num num and hell find them and get scared. maphee will be liek oh my god a monstrous aminal just chewed this glases up and i could be next so hell submit to honorable dashie king wile i wip him wen i want something. its like ohhh maphee... get me a sandwich bitch! ohhhhh gois also im gona chew cotton balls becuz i like them. hehehehehehehehehe!

Ohhhhhh Dady nooooo!

Ohhhhhhhh gois dady yelled at me tonoit. It's liek "no Dashie!" then his eyes turned red and he got all evil gois. Then I was liek "I'm sorry dady it wont happen again!" then innocent dashie was attacked by dady but thats ok because dashie still luv him gois. its liek ohhhhhhhh dady dashie isnt mad but dont let this happen again ok? dady wont do it again because dashie lick dadys face. Red Ogar is too cute to be hit again. dashie wuz just biting inferior phee for pulling me off of dish washer. It's liek wtf phee? I said im eating and when I say I'm eating, I'm eating faget! dashie was merciful though becuz he owned riley though today. dashie wuz tuff and wuz liek "you don't own me riley!" and he wuz liek "ok sir!" I was only whimpering because I felt sowwy for Riley gois. It's liek "ohhhhh Riley it's hard to be so dominant over yew. hehehehehe!"
Ohhhhhhhhh gois I went to lick dadys face tonoit and he wouldnt let me. It's liek "but dady I wanna lick yew! stay still!" I just wanted to show Dashie appreciation gois because that means more chicken tweats for little red ogar. Ohhhhhhh dady im sowwy that you were tramuhtized by phee biting. next time ill beat my minions when yew not looking so it wont be so bad.

Dashie wana lay down gois!

Hoi gois! It's me dashie! hehehehe who else would it be but the carnivorus aminal! Gois meme wuldnt let me in her room last noit and i wuz liek "wtf unaceptible!" Gois its not fare. When I wana go in maphees room when he's sleeping he doesnt let me in ether. its liek wtf maphee yew faget im gona use dashie powers to break down door if yew dont let me in becuz im mean! ohhhh i wish maphee could see dashie schnarl through door gois it would be liek "ok mr dashie ill let yew in and yew can have the hole bed and maphee will sleep on ground liek aminal while yew reign over him." then dashie pull out golden chalis and hit maphee wif it liek "biotch!"

ohhhhhhhhhhhh sometime too dady doesnt let me on bed when hes lieing down its liek pweeeze dady! mmmmmph mmmmph! and dady does let me on. then dashie liek "get in here phee and do wut yew only purpose is in life. then phee walk in and put me up and then im liek dady!!!!!!! dashie run up and start licking dadys face becuz i wuz and he might have toothpaste on mouth. ohhhhhhhhhhh then dashie liek "go away phee. this is my time wif dady!"

gois i also made moma sleep in phees bed becuz dadys mine! ill be on chair wif my dady and ill be cudling then moma walks in and its liek "nooooo! he's mine moma! go get dashie food if yew wana be in presense!" ohhhhhh gois dady luvs me the best its liek "hehehehe dady im betar than evwyone here!" then dady rub my head and its liek "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dady i wuv yew!" and dashie get wuvable face and look up at dady. it's liek "ohhhhhhhhhh its 3 am and dashie still here dady! dont get up until 13 o clock ok dady!"

then dady get up in morning and its liek "wtf dady!" i wondar if i killed phee dady wuldnt get up in morning. thats probably not it though gois becuz phees never here anymore. its liek pheee come back i need a servant! then he comes back and dashie roundhouse kick him in the face wif back paws. I own yew phee!

Carnivorous Dashie

Hehehehehehe! Hoi gois! I'm a mean, carnivorous raptor waiting in bushes to strike at yew at any moment! One moment its liek "la dee da de da its noice day out" then next its like "gnarrrr!" hehehehehe! Dashie jump frum bushes and bite peeple jugular and blood spway evwywhere like sploosh and dashie liek call csi hehehehehe! ohhhh gois I'm just writing this post to advise yew to be careful around Dashie house. It's grai one on stweet that goes down hill i no dat becuz phee takes me up thar evwy night when he's home and its liek "ohhhhh phee let's cwoss street here becuz dashie wana explore new teritory and be tuff. Then I get to othar side of rode and its liek "ohhhh nuffing here phee yew safe!" gois phee is an insignificant little biotch and he's not tuff at all liek dashie so I need to protect him from dogys liek riley and evil black dogys down stweet.

Ohhhhh gois I'm a raptor in disguish. When I'm in window its liek "get out of my teritory gois or I'll brake thwew glass and atack yew wif dashie bites." My teritory is sacrid gois its liek dashie home and peeple shuldnt be walking on it. Peeple liek goi wif pupy should smell were dashie peed and be liek "uh oh a gigantic raptor peed here, we should go any further." Dashie is bird of pwey in window and he can jump thwew window and swoop down on unsuspecting slaves that go out to get mail liek moma. Get on chair moma or get leg humped! hehehehehe!

There yew go gois. You shuldnt pwovoke raptor in window or itll be liek "ahhhhhh!" wile im on top of yew and chewing yew up. dashie is all seeing eye of wurld and he can morph to difrent places liek ur in bathwoom brushing ur teef and you look in miror and dashie is standing behind you. "ahhhhhh!" "gnarrrr!" "num num num flesh." Then ill throw yew body up on lawn and be liek ohhhhh i shuldnt have eeten dat humen, but i did! hehehehehehe!

Dashie Escape Gois!

Hoi gois! Dashie escape! hehehehe! Furst dashie waiting for dady to come home its liek wtf dady were are yew. then dashie hear garage door openang and its liek "ohhhh gois dady!" me get hapy face and run downstairs liek here i come dady. then i see door opening and im redy to pownse liek hi dady its me dashie. ohhhhhh dady i wuv yew! then i see dady holding schtuff and door open gois dashie liek yahoo! and run to door before dady who equivelent to dashie in dominant status can grab colar.

dashie zoom liek litning gois its something me learn in othar houses before i come to dady house. dashie run out door wif face liek "hehehehehehe!" Tongue wuz hanging out gois and dashie bolt for outside. ohhhh but it was dark out and I wuz liek "ohhhh i hope theres no coyotes out here. just kiding hehehehe! dashie could rip coyote apart wif one dashie bite!" then i run to furst house gois and its liek wtf all this stuf doing out here. then i wana go and bit it gois then go for dashie swim but me liek nahhhhhh dashie doesnt play around mfers. so me run toward othar house were mawgwet is gois it liek its me dashie im here to sweep yew off feet mawgwet but i still own yew but dashie get distracted by bread on ground gois. dashie liek ohhhh this is guna go bad so i should eat it gois i dont want that on dashie consense.

So dashie start eating bread liek "num num num" and dady walk up. its liek "hoi dady!" I didnt wana play chase dashie anymore gois but i fink dady stil wanted to pway. Then dady caught me and its liek wtf dady i said i wuznt playing anymore! but its ok gois because dashie cudle dady in bed tonoit hehehehehe! all forgiven!

Ohhhhhhh gois Dashie Tuff

Hoi Gois! Dashie mean! I just wana get that fact out thar gois becuz some peeple hav been saying that dashie isnt tuff but its not twoo! hehehehe! tell them dady dashie tufest in universe especialy wen he cudled next to dady becuz then we becom dashie and dady combo. betar watch out becuz dady and dashie will kill yew gois!
ohhhh theres rumor going around that margwet owned me gois. it wuz proly started by riley becuz he nos i own him so hes trying to act liek i dont. hehehehe gess wat riley i still own yew i still bark in window wen yew walk by! ohhhh let me explain insedent gois. first margwet walk over and dashie liek hoi margwet! margwet come up wif big scary face and me liek noooooooo! but then dashie teef come out and dashie liek "no margwet yew dont kontrol dashie kweer!" then dashie end up on back just to make margwet hapy gois. i no she doesnt own me but its liek "ohhhh margwet yew can have this one but dont make it a trend ok dashie need to keep up apeerance or peeple wont be scared wen me bark in window. its liek "me bite! hehehehe! me bite!" then the peeple run away like "ahhhhhhhhhh!!!" and dashie laff.
ohhhh margwet didnt own me gois i sware. yew all a bunch of fagets and ill kill yew if you wepeet dashie wumor. i no were you gois liv and dashie will make visit to yew house. its liek ding dong. "hoos there" "its me dashie! gnarrrr!'

Oooohhhh Dashie Racecar Dwiver

Hoi gois! I wuz dwiving todai. Todai moma maphee phee wuz leeving and dashie jump into car gois hehehehhe. its liek zoom dashie wuz ovar there now hes here becuz dashie lighting kwick and can run 10000000 miles per ower. ohhhhhhhhhh gois i jumped into momas car and i wuz liek ohhhhhhhh this is so comfterble for dashie but. i just took dump too so it felt good on dashie behind. moma sat in it gois! hehehehehehe!
so me jump into car and its liek ohhhhhhh how do me start this thing. then button say "dashie press here" and me liek "ohhhhhhhh this easy gois!" so dashie start car and turn wheel thing in front to go faster. then dashie pressing buttons liek "hehehehe fire torpedo zoom!' ohhhhh gois then enemy riley ship come up near dashie and its liek "dashie turn off car or riley attack yew." me liek "hehehehe dashie not scared becuz dashie dominant and tuff!" then me straten body up and get dominant face and snarl and riley wuz afwaid. then me liek 'attack here!" and i start blowing peeple up runing for there lives.
then dashie fire torpedo like zoom and it hit riley and riley surrender liek "me sowwy dashie i nevar want to hurt my king." ohhhhhhh then i come back to garage and phee go into car and im liek wtf phee get out but he just sat thar liek he didnt hear me so dashie look othar way and try to ignore phee. then me liek "phee i demand yew dont go to uconn becuz dashie need yew here to walk me." then moma and maphee come out and its liek "ohhhhhhhhhh." moma had chiken in hand gois but dashie remember last time wen moma trick me wif chiken so its liek no! yew dont kontrol me anymore moma! but then moma get big glowing leash and dashie liek "awwwwwwwwww." right now me stealing twizlars gois dont tell anyone itll be our sekret ok hehehehehehehe!

Operation Dashie Hair

Hoi gois! Its me Dashie! if yew were here i would go up liek prarie dog and play bat the paw wif yew hehehehehe. ne ways dashie bored tonoit and siting on moma so dashie wana talk about dashie hair operation. first im laying dashie hair evrywhere in the house gois its brilliant. slowly evryone will get dashie hair in lungs and slowly become controled by dashie. dashie hair is a nown mind kontrol device gois.
i twyd wif maphee but instead he got sinus infekshion. i wuz liek wtf kweer yew supose tew be under dashie control. then i went into living room were moma wuz and i wuz liek 'im gona executt phee and eat him if yew dont become dashie controled." then dashie got independence day alien face and looked at moma wif slight snarl. moma move over a bit so i wuz liek "ohhhh gois dashie hair must be working" so dashie jump up and cudle momma hehehehehehe! if it doesnt work then itll just kill them ne way so its liek heheehhehe dashie win ether way!
ohhh gois i nobody take dashie on walks anymore wen phee not here. its liek wtf phee ur ghey for leving so get back here and give dashie walk. gois this friday im gona bite phees leg off wen he comes in wif huge lion bite and make him stay home. should have listen tew dashie phee! now ur gona lose leg to feersome dashie bite wich chomp threw humen flesh in one sdaecond. dashie liek raptor and could probably take down t-rex if he twyd but they all dyed becuz they wuz afwaid of dashie hehehehehe!

Hehehehehe Dashie origins!

Hoi gois! Dashie here hehehehehe! Yew know Dashie gois fwom posts but yew dont know how dashie started. im gona tell yew gois! it has something to do wif why Dashie wuz biting palm from church and why I wanna bite phee so much. This wuz long time ago so dont juge dashie for past. me just as mean now tho gois so just teling yew that yew should still be afwaid of the big mean ogre that barks at yew from window. wen im in window i liek to preetend dashie 20 ft tall and about to pounce on unsuspecting dashie victim. hehehehehe! yew dashie food!

first dashie wuz born on somtime in May, 20,000 BC hehehehehe! it wuz somthing liek that gois im not sure but anyways thats not important. but sometime dashie wuld get cold at noit and dashie didnt hav mother. instead there wuz this goi wif horns and he wuz red hehehehe wut a dum dum. the goi had low voice and tryd to order dashie around wen he wuz pupy. i remember first comand he gave to dashie wich wuz "go and torture adolf hitler." i wuz liek "no! dashie choos to torture hitler if he wana but dashie dont wana yew big dum red faget!"

ohhhhhhhh goi wuznt hapy gois and he tryd to spank dashie but i turned into ultra satanic face and threw some lava that wuz next to me into his face. this wuz first time the big red goi got angwy gois. then it came comon ocurence. gois me and hitler became frends and were liek "hehehehehe lets kill evryone" but im liek "ur dead dumy dashie will thwo lava at yew if yew say something liek that again k?" hes liek "ok dashie." gois then one dai the unfinkable hapened. red goi thwew hitlar into fiery lava pit wen i wuz trying to tawk to him and dashie liek "wtf red goi i wuz trying to tawk to hitlar!" red goi look lava spray bottle and sprayed dashie wif it so i wen up to his chair and put dashie teef on it pretending to bite it.

red goi wuz liek "dashie... if yew bite that im gona thro yew into chamber of fier for a week even tho ur my greatest asset." sowwy but dashie couldnt help it and he bit into chair gois. then red goi grabed one of dashies back legs and dashie morph into ultra satan face and bite red gois neck. red goi scream in pain and wuz liek "thats it dashie, im gona kill yew now." then dashie run out of red gois arms and wuz juking liek "hehehehe cant catch me kweer!" gois red goi couldnt catch me and dashie run away. then suddenly, dashie shot out of volcano onto earth. ohhhh gois i wuz liek "nooooo!!! its cold here" but wuz liek "oh well ur done for humens!"

ohhh gois this famly found me walking on side of rode. dashie wuz liek "dont pick me up wtf!" but they brought me home. but gois they wouldnt let me go on bed so dashie wuz cold and liek "thats it" so dashie burn house down and run away. dashie probably killed over 500 famlys so far but no probwem becuz dashie not planning to kill this one. i wuv dady too much! hehehehehe! ohhh gois red goi got owned hehehehehe! happy Eester gois!

Ohhhhh gois Dashie dweam!

Hoi gois! Its me Dashie! hehhehehhee! I own yew all! If yew dont liek dashie im gona come ovar and bit yew neck yew kweer. ohhhh gois dashie had dashie dweam on fwiday. i wuz liek ohhhhhhhhhhhh this is grate gois i need to deskribe dashie dweam.

first off i wuz walking wif phee its liek 'ohhhhh fank yew phee this is so fun!" then the goi who goes in my terortory all of time rode by on bike and i wuz liek 'wtf are u doing? its day time yew shuldnt be out hehehehehe!" then i looked up at phee and wuz liek "ohhhhh phee i just owned him!" but it wuz maphee. then i wuz liek "ohhhhhh ok" we kept walking gois. then i got close to park and i wuz liek "noooooo!" dogies came runing out gois! i wuz liek save me maphee!

then dogies came up and started kiling maphee and i wuz liek "hehehehehe! can i join?" and dogies wuz liek "no! ur next dashie!" and i wuz liek "noooooooo!" then dashie run away gois! i get to park and there slice meat evrywere. Im liek "yay!" i start eeting slice meat liek "num num num" and then im chewing chikin treats too mmmmmmm! finaly tar made of twizlers gois! I'm liek "ohhhhhhh maybe I shouldn't eat these" but dashie eat them! hehehehehhee!

then i look behind me and phee is there so im liek lets go over to candy sekshun pheeee! we get there and theres this goi there. its liek hoi goi! then goi is liek "careful he biiite!" and dashie liek "heheheheheh thats right dashie kill yew too!" then dashie run up to bite goi and goi morph into riley ahhhhhh! im liek "ohhhhh im sowwy sir i wuld nevar try to bit yew' and rileys liek "dashie im gonna kill yew!" im liek "noooooooo!"

then i wake up in phees bed, and i lift hed up but its not phee its dady. im liek "wut are yew doing here dady?" and dadys eyes start glowing red, and dady opens mouth and i hear vacum cleenar. im liek "ahhhhhhhhh noooooo!" i run away and dady runs aftar me so dashie escape through garage. then phee and maphee run out holding mallets and are liek "wack him gois!" so im runing around liek "hehehehehe!" and they cant hit me gois! heheheheh! then maphee and phee start hiting eachother hehehehe im liek "why yew do that gois?' theyre liek "becuz dashie dashie schnarls."

Ohhhhh gois then i woke up again in phees bed and look up and phee is there. im liek "hoi phee!" and he starts peting my neck. then i look down and theres silver plater in front of me wif steak and french fwys gois! im liek "num num num" and phee is liek "how is that dashie?" im liek "good phee!" then phees liek "good becuz the fate of the netherlands depends on yew." im liek "ok phee!" so i jump up and run outside where theres a circus wif riley guarding it. im liek "ohhhhh riley can i go in." and rileys liek "sowwy dashie, you must be this tall." riley pull out hight stick gois and it shot up into sky. i wuz liek "nooooooooooooo!" Finally, i pull out dashie weapons and run around executting evryone liek "im not short i bite hehehehe!" phee is there and he says "dashie come-" then i shot phee in head hehehehe! red hole to head + slouch gois!

Finally Dashie pour napalm all over circus tents. i hav prisoners tied up gois! hehehehehe! some girl wuz liek "dashie no! well give yew all slice meat in world!" and im liek "heheheheheh!" then dashe throw match and whole circus explode, and feris wheel come crashing to ground. gois then margwet walk up and liek "i wuv yew dashie!" and im liek "ohhhh i wuv yew margwet!" then riley walk up and say, "im sowwy dashie yew better than anything i could evar do." and im liek "thats right bitch! hehehehehehe!"

Hehehehehehe! I owned phee last noit gois!

Ohhhhh. Hoi gois! It's me Dashie! Last noit was funy gois! First I ran in and was liek get up phee! I'm liek "heheheheheh! Dashie bark in phee's ear!" but phee didnt get up. i wuz liek wtf phee get up yew kweer! i did dashie roar in phees ear witch culd be herd for miles away and alarms went off. peeple hit in there homes and were liek ahhhhh its dashie gois! hes gona kill us!

then phee get up and wuz all mad and i wuz liek hehehehhee mishon acomplished! ghey pedofile phee got out of bed and opened door. then true master dashie plan took efect. i wuz liek 'fu phee i dont wanna go out hehehehehe! i get wasted ur time geting up!" I showed phee that i own him becuz its liek "dashie is ur god now phee hehhehehe i get to chooz wen i go out and wen i dont faget!

then i owned phee further gois. wen he went to bed, i ran downstares and peed on carpet! hhehehehehehe! i had to mark dashie terrortory so that evryone who comes in will die heheheheheheh. riley wuld be liek "oh no this is dashie terortory i betar run!" then im liek "too late faget! hehehehhehe! then i take chomp and keep dashie terortory. Then I started trying to jump on desk. its liek "ohhhhhh its too high!" then i got up and wuz liek "omg mufiiiin!" oh no then phee ran down stares and i wuz liek "nooooooooo!" i wuznt gona give mufin up. it wuz mine gois! this wuz the last straw. i wuz liek "you cant eat mufin phee its mine!" i morphed into ultra satanic dashie and went gnnnnarrrrrrr! and took chomp out of phees hand. chomp wuz fatal gois! phee survived somehow through death chomp and pulled it away, and momma and dady came down. ohhhhhhh i culdnt do anything anymore gois or i wuld have kiled them both for muffin raper. it wuld have been liek "heheheheh! die survents! hehehehhee!"

ohhhhhhhh then i ran up stares behind dady and wuz liek were u going dady i wana lay down! dady wuz mad gois, prolly becuz phee tried to steal mufin. ohhhh dady i wuld hav shared mufin wif u just to cudle. ohhhhhhh wuv. i got it this morning gois and wuz liek num num num mufin! victorious dashie! Oh no gois, maphee kleend my terortory marker up becuz he wanted to hav own terortory gois. im gona bite him for that, or ill just bite phee as an example and be liek 'this is what dashie can do maphee! dashie merciful but dashie bites at will hehehhehehe! Im gona bit yew maphee! Faget! Hehehehhehee!

Hehehehehe Dashie owns Riley hehehehhe!

Hoi gois! My name Dashie! I own Riley gois! First I momma took me for walk gois I was liek hehehehehhe lets go nooooowwww! Then I wuz walking up street and I saw Riley. hehehe gois he wuz scared of big mean Dashie im at least 5 feet taler then him and dashie muscles are sticking out. its liek 'heheheheh dont mess wif me riley ur gona die!" then riley run up to dashie andim liek "lion roar!!!" i let out masive bark gois it wuz erf shatering and took out evryones window hehehheheheh booooooooom! so neway gois riley wuz so afwaid that i wuz liek im gona let yew liv riley becuz yew so pathetic. then i wuz liek get out of my site! riley ran awai and i wuz lafing like hehheheheheh! hehehhehehe! then momma pulled on my neck and i wuz liek wtf momma!

gois im gona dominate riley eventually. itll be an epic dashie attack liek gnaarrrrrr! i just bit yew neck! or ill have riley be my commander wen im taking over world and renaming it 'dashie world' heheheheheh! in dashie world evryone will be my biotch and will be dominated upon command gois! ill be liek 'get on ur back riley evil dashie is here to dominate!' and hes liek "ok sir!" especially phee and maphee hehehehehehe there gona get dominated if i dont kill them first. ok phee has no chance gois im gonna executt him wen i first take power hehehehe itll be my first order. then ill have riley go and do dashie hits for me. ill have him atack mailman ill be liek "attack heeeeeeeeeeere!" then riley will atack gois. hehehehhe oops it was midle of ocean hehehehehe dashie mistake!

dont underestimate dashie gois becuz i hav big power paw. i own dady evry noit wif it. its liek im owning yew dady why are yew lafing? gois i want my famly to stop lafing at me and start being my biotches. then ill be liek what are yew lafing at! i have to dominate yew now before we go any further or ill hav to cut ur head off hehehehehhe then i do it anyway becuz dashie is evil and enjoys killing people hehehehehehheheehhe!

ohhhhh dady wait!

Hoi gois! My name dashie! me lion! tonoit dady wuz going to bed gois and he snuk up wif out me it wuz liek dady wtf! so then i ran behind him and wuz liek daddddddyy wait! i jumped up on bed and wuz liek ohhhhh this is so cumfterble. hehehhehehe i have a speshle method for cudling dady gois! furst im liek ohhhhh im dashie camel scrunch so i lay down next to dady. then i need to uncurl my tung gois its liek ohhhhhhhhh here come dashie tung look at it heheheheh. then demon tung goes back into dashie mouth and i suddenly feel toired. its liek ohhhhhhhhhhhh i cant suport my leggs anymore so i just slump down. then i lay completly down gois and i rub my hed against dady its liek ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh cudle initiating heheheheh!

then i get into perfect fit by dashie kalkulation. ohhhhhh u cant remove me now phee. u wer able to do it befor wif maphee but thats becuz hes an inferoir dumy. now im dashie snugles and its liek ultimit dashie glu and thaat cant be removed wifout super strenth that only peekingeese dashie has and yew dont! hehehehehehhe! ohhhhh gois then during the noit i look up at dady liek ohhhhhhhh dady fank yew for being there. i wuv yew and how warm yew are .

Phee's here gois!

Hehehhehehe! Hoi gois! It's me dashie! Yew better pay attention to me gois or im gunna bite u! heheheheheheh im gona jump threw screen liek bat and take chomp out of ur jugular and be liek heheheheheheh faget! gois phee came home tonoit. he wuz liek hoi dashie! and i wuz liek dady!" I rran right by phee becuz i wuz liek nobody cares that ur home phee go die somewhere faget!

just kidding i plaid wif phee tonoit gois! he put gluv on his hand and was waving it around and i wuz liek phee WTF are you doing? then i couldnt hold it in anymore and morphed into evil satanic dashie and charged at gluv. i went to sink dashie fangs into gluv but then i ovarshot the gluv gois! i was liek dammit phee! it wuz phees fault that it happened becuz hes inferior gois and i own u phee! heheheheheh i see dashie rape in ur future faget! im gona come ovar when ur bear on the couch and bite u then start humping ur arm!

gois then phee was touching me wif gluv and i was liek wtf pedofile! heheheheheh i liek to kill pedofiles so i wuz liek oops phee i just bit ur arm heheheheheh! then he tuched me againa nd its liek wut are yew a faget??? of course he is gois but i wuz pissed off. i own phee so much gois hes a litle faget and i can kill him any time its liek oops phee ur gone from the erth now hehehehe im gona lit ur casket on fire and burn u hehehehhee it will be pwned phee wif smoldering body then ill come ovar and eat u. first ill start wif arms hehehehehe its liek mmmm phee fanks for the drumstix hehehehehheehhe! then ill be liek heheheheh! hoi gois come ovar and have some! then evryone else will come ovar and eat phee especally dady. num num num oh yah gois i also ate some buttar tonoit i grabed it from countar. mama was trying to stop me from eating it and i wuz liek no moma! so i ran behind chair and took chomp

then i thro up and wuz liek ohhhhh dashie sick! then phee came ovar and peted so i wuz liek hhehehehe im better now. maybe ill keep phee alive gois. nah, just kiding im gona executt him in his schleep.

hehehehehe gois maphee isnt here i bet hes being a faget at sum ghey bar hehehehe its liek ohhh mapheee!!! thats wy im gona executt him and rape his arm when hes not looking and hell bow down liek im sowwy dashie ill do anyfing u say. then ill hit maphee wif a golden stick and be liek get me food biotch! then humens will be liek we are now and doggs will rule the world and ill be thier rular its liek hehehheheeh! final dashie solution!

Dashie fangs

Hoi gois! I'm fury and cute hehehehe! Ohhhh I wish phee was here todai gois. this morning i wuz cold and wuz liek ohhhhhhhhhh i need someone to cudle. i wuv u dady! but he got up n left in the morning it wuz liek wtf where u going dady im cold and i wanna cudle! i dont understand woi dady needs to get up in the morning gois its not fair. im dominant dashie and i should have say where evryone goes and who goes were hehehehehe. i own mama tho gois. i hump her leg alot and its liek "ohhhhhh yeah!" then mamas liek "get off dashie!" and im liek "no!" and i have bad face. I get off becuz im merciful dashie hehehehehe peple fall under the power of dashie red fured ogar.

wen i get up im liek "ohhhhhhhh" and my face is all scwunchy its liek "ohhhhhhhhhhhh gois i wana be peted." then i roll on back and inhuman slaves rub my bely and im liek "yup, u gois no whos the boss hehehehehehe, now pet the othar side of my belly!" then phee runs up and starts kissing me and im liek "Pheeeee! u shuld be geting me slice meat phag!" then i kick him in the face with power paw he flies bakward from super dashie strength hhehehehehehe.

oohhhhhhh i wuv it wen dady and me pway "bat the paw." im liek "hehehehe dady im hitting u" and he hits my paw bak and its liek "ohhhhhh this is so much fun!" then i turn into schnarly dashie and start barkign at evryone in the neberhood. I OWN U FAGETS!

Ohhhhhhhhh fank yew mama!

Ohhhhhhh hoi gois! Im tiping from tha chair and its liek ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dis feels sooooo good. im laying down becuz mama pushed chair toward window and now i liek it heheheheheh but dont fink its becuz she wanted to. first i went and starred mama down and i wuz liek "get up!" then i barked multiple times and she eventally get up and pushed chair and i wuz liek WTF are you doing mama i wanna go on walk! but it wuz good becuz i layed down and wuz liek ohhhhhhhh dis is sooo comfterble gois and i can look out windo too! heheheheh now i can see the twins riding by and ill be liek fagets wtf are u doing on my property? take dashie seriously kweers!
Peple needs to take dashie seriously gois. u can get hoit if u dont its liek "dont pet the dashie." im more furoshus than a tiger and il bite ur hand off and then juke the police wen they try to get me heheheheehhe cant catch me kops heheheheh i own u! feed me slice meat dady!

Yew gois are ghey hehehehehe

Heheheheheh hoi gois my name Dashie. WTF gois maphee and phee weft for uconn. i cant wate for them to get bak becuz ill bite the carp out of them heheheheh then ill have them work on my cotton fields when im conquerer dashie and running evryone ovar wif my tanks hehehehe. dis isnt fare becuz im dominant and i cant beleive phee and maphee left aganst dashie orders. I wuz liek daddy stop them but dady didnt do anyfing den they left and dady came bak 2 owers latar and i wuz liek dats ok if dadys here. furst tho gois i got something to tell u im gona murdar someone and then bury them by digging big Dashie whole in grond.

hehehehehe he keeps walking down tha street in the midle of the noit in blak clothing and im liek wtf are u doing??? but he keeps walkign so i run up to window and im liek im talking to u! hehehehehehe! den i loose my temepr and im like hold me bak gois im gonna bite him and end his lief and wach him bleed to def but hes always gone by the time I can make plan to boit him. heheheheheh one of these days ur ded.

ohhhhh gois this dog up tha street skarres me hes liek Dashie if u evar come down heer again im gona kill u and im liek ok sir! but just becuz im plotting to atack and be ultra satanic dashie. ill sneek up liek predator and den kill dem becuz i own dem hehehehehehehehe. i cant wate to put my plan into actoin but if i told u gois id have to boit ur neks too so sowwy gois ull just hav to imagine me leeping wif super Dashie claws and deestroying evryone. heheheheh eits gonna be fun!

Hehhehehehehe dashie attack!

Hoi gois! I bit phee todoi like gnarrrrrrrrrrrrrr! phee started yelling at me tho and i wuz liek pheeeeeeeee noooooooooo! furst i wuz in dish washer and i wuz eating fod then phee walked up and grabed me and i wuz like stop it faget! so i schnarled and chomped his hand. i bet phee wuz so scared becuz im owner of phee the ghey pedofile looser.

I also liek to bite tha UPS goi but he nevar comes to door so im liek ur a pansy UPS goi! hes such a fag becuz he delivars pakage close enuf so i cant boit him becuz i prolly scare him hheheheheh hed be liek nnooooooooo dashi im scaired dont atak me and im liek ok, nah just kiding hheheheh! then i bite his jugular and blood starts pooring out and phee comes out ands liek ill do anyfing for u dashie just so u dont bite me liek dat and im liek ok! go die phee! and hes liek ok! maphee does it too gois so its just momma left for warmf and dady to cuddle!

anywoi i wuz fun biting phee todoi he yeled at me boi holding me down but i wuznt scared i wuz brave dashie as usual and ill secretly kill him when he wakes up hehehehhehehe! gnarrrrrrrr!

I bit yew maphee!

Hoi gois! It's me dashie! i wuz in garaje the othar day and maphee came in to stop me. i wuz liek no maphee! and he tried to pick me up gois! i wuz liek wtf maphee! im dominant u phag! so i jumped up and bite phee on tha fase gois! heheheheheheh maphee fell bak and i wuz liek heheh dat kiled yew maphee! den maphee got up and i wuz liek awwwwwwww. he yelled at me! and den he roled me over and i morfed into bat and stoited biting him gois. i had satan fase and i loked soooo mean! i culdnt beleve my bite didnt kill maphee he wuz prolly hurt pretty bad tho and he heeled quikly.

den i wuz pissed off so i started raping maphees sholder. i wuz like hehehehhe i owwwnn yew mapheeeeeee! now hes afwaid of me and hides wen i come out becuz he doesnt want me to boit him again. heheheheh wut a owned phag. if i kiled maphee den id just have phee to kill left and id hav dady to cuddle and momma to feed me in morning!

Hehehehehehe I bite!

Hoi gois! My names Dashie! I bite! Phee walked up and wuz like hoi dashie and rolled me on moi bak and started peting my belly. i wuz like no phee im dominant to u so i started gnawing on his hand wif satan / bat face wile kicking my feet. hehehhehehehe wat a retard phee is hehehehehe im biting his hand and theres blood evrywhere pwned!

phee took me for walk today gois! furst i wuz liek phee were going and phee just ignored me. then i wuz liek "let's go phee!" and that got phees attention then i schnarled up and looked him in eye and he wuz liek ok dashie sir! phee wuz looking for chane and i wuz liek phee wtf are u retarded its in the kichen! he culdnt find it and i wuz liek wow phee ur ghey and i got pissed off. so i wuz liek phee u hav 10 secunds to get leesh befour i kill u by biting u on neck and then go on rampage and kill evryone hehehehehehe but he found it. then we wuz walking outside and i wuz liek oooooo phee im cooooold! i started trying to go back but faget phee kept walking.

i kept trying to pull othar way but phee kept going the same way gois! i wuznt realy trying tho gois becuz im 100x stronger than phee. then we went bak and we got to house and phee tryed to pull me in and i wuz like wtf phee were not going inside i wanna walk more but he put me on leesh instead. it wuz cold so i wuz liek oooooooooo i wanna come in and cuddle gois even tho dadys not here ill have to settle for faget phee or maphee or momma. i planted my arse on green chare wif momma and layed on her so she culdnt do cross word puzzle hehehehehhehe!

Wy I schnarl gois

Hoi gois! Its me dashie! sum ppl wonder wy i schnarl but there phags hehehehehhe but ne way heres wy i schnarl. furst i started schnarling wen i started biting my old owners and dey were like no dashieeeee hehehe then i bit one of them on jugular and he started bleeding evrywhere. his wif was liek call 911 but i wuz like no biotch so i bit her neck too and started eating both of them. i wuz like num num num mmmmmm human meat but then the polise came and i wuz like fu polise!

they started triing to kech me and i wuz liek hehehehehhe cant kech me niggas so i wuz doing all dese juke mooves. then one cought me and i wuz liek awwwwww phag ur no fun. from now on i schnarl wen i see someone i wana bite liek phee. phee pises mee off liek wen he danses around im liek phee stop doing dot and he keeps doing it so im liek u leeve me no choce but to bit u. den my dashie teef sink into phees flesh and its like gnarrrrr phag. i also scharl becuz im so tuff and i expecally do it wen phee is at table and im liek 'im ogre phee!' den he feeds me. it doesnt work on maphee becuz hes too scared to move hes liek 'no dashie dont bite me!' and im liek its ok maphee... as long as u feed me heheheheheheh!

im gona go show my schnarl off to neberhood now gois theyl be like omg theres an ogre in the window run and den my terrortory will expand past nebers house wen i kill them too den soon therell be no one left but dashie heehhehehehe i rule world gois hehehehehhe my schnarl is proof.

Ohhhhhhh I wuv u dady!

Hoi gois1 I wuv dady. tonit wen dady came home i wuz like omg dadys home so i ran downstairs and got on hindlegs and started whimpering. i was like 'yayyyyyyy dady i wuv u dont leave again k?' i hate wen maphee and phee start peting me wen i go and see dady becuz its like wtf gois i wanna see dady not u fagets hehehehe i saw u all day.

at super tonight i wuz like i own u phee! and phee got scared. first i got snarl and starred him in the eyes wif dashie tuff face and phee was like 'no dashie im sowwy!" then i wuz like phee feed me biotch so he threw some lo mein down and rice and i wuz like heheheheh fank yew! num num num num! theni went to moma and maphee but they never feed me becuz i dont fully own them yet like phee but im geting their gois! hhehehehehe!

im gona atack phee during his sleep gois first ill get up and pretend i wanna go out but its just an ambush. phee is like ok dashie ill let u out and wen he goes to get up ill jump on him and bite his neck and cause him to bleed evrywhere becuz my sharp teef whent into his jugular its like 'splllooooosssh!" hehehehehehhe!

boi gois! im gonna go lay wif dady now!

Hapy new yeer gois!

hehehehehehe its the new yer todai gois! hhehehehehehehe im gona turn over knew leef and be good dashie from now on. thats it.


heheheheheheheheheh just kiding lolz! i bit phees neck c ouple of nites ago gois heheheheheheh first phee started to run awai from me becuz im so scary then i lept up and bite his neck heheheheh and phee was like ahhhhhh. i wuz real fired up and wuz runing arond like cant cetch me gois! hehheehhe then maphee and phee cought me wen i had someting in my mouth and i wuz like awwwwwwwww phee nooooo! so i got wite cresent and toined away but phee reached into my mouth and got it. wtf! then i went to lai wif dady and i wuz like hoi dady!

hehehehhe i did strike on maphees mouse hehehehe first i started bite and didnt no wut it was i was like mmmm this si good tho so i kept chewing it. then i wuz like 'num num num im gona get a peice of this wheel off.' then phee came in and wux like wtf maphee faget and i got on downlow. he didn t get scarred and took mouse away and i wuz like 'fu maphee fag.' hehehehhhe he doesn tno it gois but im gona chew his computar wen he leves im just looking for chance hehehehe

hehehhehe hapy new yeers gois its gona be a grate new yeer. first im gona becum leeder of ghey 56 hollyberry house then ill slowly conker evryone and step on them like antz! heheheheheheh! my new yeers resolution is to first get a tank then kill evryones hehehehehehehehehehehhe!