Hoi gois! I wuz dwiving todai. Todai moma maphee phee wuz leeving and dashie jump into car gois hehehehhe. its liek zoom dashie wuz ovar there now hes here becuz dashie lighting kwick and can run 10000000 miles per ower. ohhhhhhhhhh gois i jumped into momas car and i wuz liek ohhhhhhhh this is so comfterble for dashie but. i just took dump too so it felt good on dashie behind. moma sat in it gois! hehehehehehe!
so me jump into car and its liek ohhhhhhh how do me start this thing. then button say "dashie press here" and me liek "ohhhhhhhh this easy gois!" so dashie start car and turn wheel thing in front to go faster. then dashie pressing buttons liek "hehehehe fire torpedo zoom!' ohhhhh gois then enemy riley ship come up near dashie and its liek "dashie turn off car or riley attack yew." me liek "hehehehe dashie not scared becuz dashie dominant and tuff!" then me straten body up and get dominant face and snarl and riley wuz afwaid. then me liek 'attack here!" and i start blowing peeple up runing for there lives.
then dashie fire torpedo like zoom and it hit riley and riley surrender liek "me sowwy dashie i nevar want to hurt my king." ohhhhhhh then i come back to garage and phee go into car and im liek wtf phee get out but he just sat thar liek he didnt hear me so dashie look othar way and try to ignore phee. then me liek "phee i demand yew dont go to uconn becuz dashie need yew here to walk me." then moma and maphee come out and its liek "ohhhhhhhhhh." moma had chiken in hand gois but dashie remember last time wen moma trick me wif chiken so its liek no! yew dont kontrol me anymore moma! but then moma get big glowing leash and dashie liek "awwwwwwwwww." right now me stealing twizlars gois dont tell anyone itll be our sekret ok hehehehehehehe!
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Operation Dashie Hair
Hoi gois! Its me Dashie! if yew were here i would go up liek prarie dog and play bat the paw wif yew hehehehehe. ne ways dashie bored tonoit and siting on moma so dashie wana talk about dashie hair operation. first im laying dashie hair evrywhere in the house gois its brilliant. slowly evryone will get dashie hair in lungs and slowly become controled by dashie. dashie hair is a nown mind kontrol device gois.
i twyd wif maphee but instead he got sinus infekshion. i wuz liek wtf kweer yew supose tew be under dashie control. then i went into living room were moma wuz and i wuz liek 'im gona executt phee and eat him if yew dont become dashie controled." then dashie got independence day alien face and looked at moma wif slight snarl. moma move over a bit so i wuz liek "ohhhh gois dashie hair must be working" so dashie jump up and cudle momma hehehehehehe! if it doesnt work then itll just kill them ne way so its liek heheehhehe dashie win ether way!
ohhh gois i nobody take dashie on walks anymore wen phee not here. its liek wtf phee ur ghey for leving so get back here and give dashie walk. gois this friday im gona bite phees leg off wen he comes in wif huge lion bite and make him stay home. should have listen tew dashie phee! now ur gona lose leg to feersome dashie bite wich chomp threw humen flesh in one sdaecond. dashie liek raptor and could probably take down t-rex if he twyd but they all dyed becuz they wuz afwaid of dashie hehehehehe!
i twyd wif maphee but instead he got sinus infekshion. i wuz liek wtf kweer yew supose tew be under dashie control. then i went into living room were moma wuz and i wuz liek 'im gona executt phee and eat him if yew dont become dashie controled." then dashie got independence day alien face and looked at moma wif slight snarl. moma move over a bit so i wuz liek "ohhhh gois dashie hair must be working" so dashie jump up and cudle momma hehehehehehe! if it doesnt work then itll just kill them ne way so its liek heheehhehe dashie win ether way!
ohhh gois i nobody take dashie on walks anymore wen phee not here. its liek wtf phee ur ghey for leving so get back here and give dashie walk. gois this friday im gona bite phees leg off wen he comes in wif huge lion bite and make him stay home. should have listen tew dashie phee! now ur gona lose leg to feersome dashie bite wich chomp threw humen flesh in one sdaecond. dashie liek raptor and could probably take down t-rex if he twyd but they all dyed becuz they wuz afwaid of dashie hehehehehe!
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Hehehehehe Dashie origins!
Hoi gois! Dashie here hehehehehe! Yew know Dashie gois fwom posts but yew dont know how dashie started. im gona tell yew gois! it has something to do wif why Dashie wuz biting palm from church and why I wanna bite phee so much. This wuz long time ago so dont juge dashie for past. me just as mean now tho gois so just teling yew that yew should still be afwaid of the big mean ogre that barks at yew from window. wen im in window i liek to preetend dashie 20 ft tall and about to pounce on unsuspecting dashie victim. hehehehehe! yew dashie food!
first dashie wuz born on somtime in May, 20,000 BC hehehehehe! it wuz somthing liek that gois im not sure but anyways thats not important. but sometime dashie wuld get cold at noit and dashie didnt hav mother. instead there wuz this goi wif horns and he wuz red hehehehe wut a dum dum. the goi had low voice and tryd to order dashie around wen he wuz pupy. i remember first comand he gave to dashie wich wuz "go and torture adolf hitler." i wuz liek "no! dashie choos to torture hitler if he wana but dashie dont wana yew big dum red faget!"
ohhhhhhhh goi wuznt hapy gois and he tryd to spank dashie but i turned into ultra satanic face and threw some lava that wuz next to me into his face. this wuz first time the big red goi got angwy gois. then it came comon ocurence. gois me and hitler became frends and were liek "hehehehehe lets kill evryone" but im liek "ur dead dumy dashie will thwo lava at yew if yew say something liek that again k?" hes liek "ok dashie." gois then one dai the unfinkable hapened. red goi thwew hitlar into fiery lava pit wen i wuz trying to tawk to him and dashie liek "wtf red goi i wuz trying to tawk to hitlar!" red goi look lava spray bottle and sprayed dashie wif it so i wen up to his chair and put dashie teef on it pretending to bite it.
red goi wuz liek "dashie... if yew bite that im gona thro yew into chamber of fier for a week even tho ur my greatest asset." sowwy but dashie couldnt help it and he bit into chair gois. then red goi grabed one of dashies back legs and dashie morph into ultra satan face and bite red gois neck. red goi scream in pain and wuz liek "thats it dashie, im gona kill yew now." then dashie run out of red gois arms and wuz juking liek "hehehehe cant catch me kweer!" gois red goi couldnt catch me and dashie run away. then suddenly, dashie shot out of volcano onto earth. ohhhh gois i wuz liek "nooooo!!! its cold here" but wuz liek "oh well ur done for humens!"
ohhh gois this famly found me walking on side of rode. dashie wuz liek "dont pick me up wtf!" but they brought me home. but gois they wouldnt let me go on bed so dashie wuz cold and liek "thats it" so dashie burn house down and run away. dashie probably killed over 500 famlys so far but no probwem becuz dashie not planning to kill this one. i wuv dady too much! hehehehehe! ohhh gois red goi got owned hehehehehe! happy Eester gois!
first dashie wuz born on somtime in May, 20,000 BC hehehehehe! it wuz somthing liek that gois im not sure but anyways thats not important. but sometime dashie wuld get cold at noit and dashie didnt hav mother. instead there wuz this goi wif horns and he wuz red hehehehe wut a dum dum. the goi had low voice and tryd to order dashie around wen he wuz pupy. i remember first comand he gave to dashie wich wuz "go and torture adolf hitler." i wuz liek "no! dashie choos to torture hitler if he wana but dashie dont wana yew big dum red faget!"
ohhhhhhhh goi wuznt hapy gois and he tryd to spank dashie but i turned into ultra satanic face and threw some lava that wuz next to me into his face. this wuz first time the big red goi got angwy gois. then it came comon ocurence. gois me and hitler became frends and were liek "hehehehehe lets kill evryone" but im liek "ur dead dumy dashie will thwo lava at yew if yew say something liek that again k?" hes liek "ok dashie." gois then one dai the unfinkable hapened. red goi thwew hitlar into fiery lava pit wen i wuz trying to tawk to him and dashie liek "wtf red goi i wuz trying to tawk to hitlar!" red goi look lava spray bottle and sprayed dashie wif it so i wen up to his chair and put dashie teef on it pretending to bite it.
red goi wuz liek "dashie... if yew bite that im gona thro yew into chamber of fier for a week even tho ur my greatest asset." sowwy but dashie couldnt help it and he bit into chair gois. then red goi grabed one of dashies back legs and dashie morph into ultra satan face and bite red gois neck. red goi scream in pain and wuz liek "thats it dashie, im gona kill yew now." then dashie run out of red gois arms and wuz juking liek "hehehehe cant catch me kweer!" gois red goi couldnt catch me and dashie run away. then suddenly, dashie shot out of volcano onto earth. ohhhh gois i wuz liek "nooooo!!! its cold here" but wuz liek "oh well ur done for humens!"
ohhh gois this famly found me walking on side of rode. dashie wuz liek "dont pick me up wtf!" but they brought me home. but gois they wouldnt let me go on bed so dashie wuz cold and liek "thats it" so dashie burn house down and run away. dashie probably killed over 500 famlys so far but no probwem becuz dashie not planning to kill this one. i wuv dady too much! hehehehehe! ohhh gois red goi got owned hehehehehe! happy Eester gois!
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Ohhhhh gois Dashie dweam!
Hoi gois! Its me Dashie! hehhehehhee! I own yew all! If yew dont liek dashie im gona come ovar and bit yew neck yew kweer. ohhhh gois dashie had dashie dweam on fwiday. i wuz liek ohhhhhhhhhhhh this is grate gois i need to deskribe dashie dweam.
first off i wuz walking wif phee its liek 'ohhhhh fank yew phee this is so fun!" then the goi who goes in my terortory all of time rode by on bike and i wuz liek 'wtf are u doing? its day time yew shuldnt be out hehehehehe!" then i looked up at phee and wuz liek "ohhhhh phee i just owned him!" but it wuz maphee. then i wuz liek "ohhhhhh ok" we kept walking gois. then i got close to park and i wuz liek "noooooo!" dogies came runing out gois! i wuz liek save me maphee!
then dogies came up and started kiling maphee and i wuz liek "hehehehehe! can i join?" and dogies wuz liek "no! ur next dashie!" and i wuz liek "noooooooo!" then dashie run away gois! i get to park and there slice meat evrywere. Im liek "yay!" i start eeting slice meat liek "num num num" and then im chewing chikin treats too mmmmmmm! finaly tar made of twizlers gois! I'm liek "ohhhhhhh maybe I shouldn't eat these" but dashie eat them! hehehehehhee!
then i look behind me and phee is there so im liek lets go over to candy sekshun pheeee! we get there and theres this goi there. its liek hoi goi! then goi is liek "careful he biiite!" and dashie liek "heheheheheh thats right dashie kill yew too!" then dashie run up to bite goi and goi morph into riley ahhhhhh! im liek "ohhhhh im sowwy sir i wuld nevar try to bit yew' and rileys liek "dashie im gonna kill yew!" im liek "noooooooo!"
then i wake up in phees bed, and i lift hed up but its not phee its dady. im liek "wut are yew doing here dady?" and dadys eyes start glowing red, and dady opens mouth and i hear vacum cleenar. im liek "ahhhhhhhhh noooooo!" i run away and dady runs aftar me so dashie escape through garage. then phee and maphee run out holding mallets and are liek "wack him gois!" so im runing around liek "hehehehehe!" and they cant hit me gois! heheheheh! then maphee and phee start hiting eachother hehehehe im liek "why yew do that gois?' theyre liek "becuz dashie dashie schnarls."
Ohhhhh gois then i woke up again in phees bed and look up and phee is there. im liek "hoi phee!" and he starts peting my neck. then i look down and theres silver plater in front of me wif steak and french fwys gois! im liek "num num num" and phee is liek "how is that dashie?" im liek "good phee!" then phees liek "good becuz the fate of the netherlands depends on yew." im liek "ok phee!" so i jump up and run outside where theres a circus wif riley guarding it. im liek "ohhhhh riley can i go in." and rileys liek "sowwy dashie, you must be this tall." riley pull out hight stick gois and it shot up into sky. i wuz liek "nooooooooooooo!" Finally, i pull out dashie weapons and run around executting evryone liek "im not short i bite hehehehe!" phee is there and he says "dashie come-" then i shot phee in head hehehehe! red hole to head + slouch gois!
Finally Dashie pour napalm all over circus tents. i hav prisoners tied up gois! hehehehehe! some girl wuz liek "dashie no! well give yew all slice meat in world!" and im liek "heheheheheh!" then dashe throw match and whole circus explode, and feris wheel come crashing to ground. gois then margwet walk up and liek "i wuv yew dashie!" and im liek "ohhhh i wuv yew margwet!" then riley walk up and say, "im sowwy dashie yew better than anything i could evar do." and im liek "thats right bitch! hehehehehehe!"
first off i wuz walking wif phee its liek 'ohhhhh fank yew phee this is so fun!" then the goi who goes in my terortory all of time rode by on bike and i wuz liek 'wtf are u doing? its day time yew shuldnt be out hehehehehe!" then i looked up at phee and wuz liek "ohhhhh phee i just owned him!" but it wuz maphee. then i wuz liek "ohhhhhh ok" we kept walking gois. then i got close to park and i wuz liek "noooooo!" dogies came runing out gois! i wuz liek save me maphee!
then dogies came up and started kiling maphee and i wuz liek "hehehehehe! can i join?" and dogies wuz liek "no! ur next dashie!" and i wuz liek "noooooooo!" then dashie run away gois! i get to park and there slice meat evrywere. Im liek "yay!" i start eeting slice meat liek "num num num" and then im chewing chikin treats too mmmmmmm! finaly tar made of twizlers gois! I'm liek "ohhhhhhh maybe I shouldn't eat these" but dashie eat them! hehehehehhee!
then i look behind me and phee is there so im liek lets go over to candy sekshun pheeee! we get there and theres this goi there. its liek hoi goi! then goi is liek "careful he biiite!" and dashie liek "heheheheheh thats right dashie kill yew too!" then dashie run up to bite goi and goi morph into riley ahhhhhh! im liek "ohhhhh im sowwy sir i wuld nevar try to bit yew' and rileys liek "dashie im gonna kill yew!" im liek "noooooooo!"
then i wake up in phees bed, and i lift hed up but its not phee its dady. im liek "wut are yew doing here dady?" and dadys eyes start glowing red, and dady opens mouth and i hear vacum cleenar. im liek "ahhhhhhhhh noooooo!" i run away and dady runs aftar me so dashie escape through garage. then phee and maphee run out holding mallets and are liek "wack him gois!" so im runing around liek "hehehehehe!" and they cant hit me gois! heheheheh! then maphee and phee start hiting eachother hehehehe im liek "why yew do that gois?' theyre liek "becuz dashie dashie schnarls."
Ohhhhh gois then i woke up again in phees bed and look up and phee is there. im liek "hoi phee!" and he starts peting my neck. then i look down and theres silver plater in front of me wif steak and french fwys gois! im liek "num num num" and phee is liek "how is that dashie?" im liek "good phee!" then phees liek "good becuz the fate of the netherlands depends on yew." im liek "ok phee!" so i jump up and run outside where theres a circus wif riley guarding it. im liek "ohhhhh riley can i go in." and rileys liek "sowwy dashie, you must be this tall." riley pull out hight stick gois and it shot up into sky. i wuz liek "nooooooooooooo!" Finally, i pull out dashie weapons and run around executting evryone liek "im not short i bite hehehehe!" phee is there and he says "dashie come-" then i shot phee in head hehehehe! red hole to head + slouch gois!
Finally Dashie pour napalm all over circus tents. i hav prisoners tied up gois! hehehehehe! some girl wuz liek "dashie no! well give yew all slice meat in world!" and im liek "heheheheheh!" then dashe throw match and whole circus explode, and feris wheel come crashing to ground. gois then margwet walk up and liek "i wuv yew dashie!" and im liek "ohhhh i wuv yew margwet!" then riley walk up and say, "im sowwy dashie yew better than anything i could evar do." and im liek "thats right bitch! hehehehehehe!"
Saturday, March 8, 2008
Hehehehehehe! I owned phee last noit gois!
Ohhhhh. Hoi gois! It's me Dashie! Last noit was funy gois! First I ran in and was liek get up phee! I'm liek "heheheheheh! Dashie bark in phee's ear!" but phee didnt get up. i wuz liek wtf phee get up yew kweer! i did dashie roar in phees ear witch culd be herd for miles away and alarms went off. peeple hit in there homes and were liek ahhhhh its dashie gois! hes gona kill us!
then phee get up and wuz all mad and i wuz liek hehehehhee mishon acomplished! ghey pedofile phee got out of bed and opened door. then true master dashie plan took efect. i wuz liek 'fu phee i dont wanna go out hehehehehe! i get wasted ur time geting up!" I showed phee that i own him becuz its liek "dashie is ur god now phee hehhehehe i get to chooz wen i go out and wen i dont faget!
then i owned phee further gois. wen he went to bed, i ran downstares and peed on carpet! hhehehehehehe! i had to mark dashie terrortory so that evryone who comes in will die heheheheheheh. riley wuld be liek "oh no this is dashie terortory i betar run!" then im liek "too late faget! hehehehhehe! then i take chomp and keep dashie terortory. Then I started trying to jump on desk. its liek "ohhhhhh its too high!" then i got up and wuz liek "omg mufiiiin!" oh no then phee ran down stares and i wuz liek "nooooooooo!" i wuznt gona give mufin up. it wuz mine gois! this wuz the last straw. i wuz liek "you cant eat mufin phee its mine!" i morphed into ultra satanic dashie and went gnnnnarrrrrrr! and took chomp out of phees hand. chomp wuz fatal gois! phee survived somehow through death chomp and pulled it away, and momma and dady came down. ohhhhhhh i culdnt do anything anymore gois or i wuld have kiled them both for muffin raper. it wuld have been liek "heheheheh! die survents! hehehehhee!"
ohhhhhhhh then i ran up stares behind dady and wuz liek were u going dady i wana lay down! dady wuz mad gois, prolly becuz phee tried to steal mufin. ohhhh dady i wuld hav shared mufin wif u just to cudle. ohhhhhhh wuv. i got it this morning gois and wuz liek num num num mufin! victorious dashie! Oh no gois, maphee kleend my terortory marker up becuz he wanted to hav own terortory gois. im gona bite him for that, or ill just bite phee as an example and be liek 'this is what dashie can do maphee! dashie merciful but dashie bites at will hehehhehehe! Im gona bit yew maphee! Faget! Hehehehhehee!
then phee get up and wuz all mad and i wuz liek hehehehhee mishon acomplished! ghey pedofile phee got out of bed and opened door. then true master dashie plan took efect. i wuz liek 'fu phee i dont wanna go out hehehehehe! i get wasted ur time geting up!" I showed phee that i own him becuz its liek "dashie is ur god now phee hehhehehe i get to chooz wen i go out and wen i dont faget!
then i owned phee further gois. wen he went to bed, i ran downstares and peed on carpet! hhehehehehehe! i had to mark dashie terrortory so that evryone who comes in will die heheheheheheh. riley wuld be liek "oh no this is dashie terortory i betar run!" then im liek "too late faget! hehehehhehe! then i take chomp and keep dashie terortory. Then I started trying to jump on desk. its liek "ohhhhhh its too high!" then i got up and wuz liek "omg mufiiiin!" oh no then phee ran down stares and i wuz liek "nooooooooo!" i wuznt gona give mufin up. it wuz mine gois! this wuz the last straw. i wuz liek "you cant eat mufin phee its mine!" i morphed into ultra satanic dashie and went gnnnnarrrrrrr! and took chomp out of phees hand. chomp wuz fatal gois! phee survived somehow through death chomp and pulled it away, and momma and dady came down. ohhhhhhh i culdnt do anything anymore gois or i wuld have kiled them both for muffin raper. it wuld have been liek "heheheheh! die survents! hehehehhee!"
ohhhhhhhh then i ran up stares behind dady and wuz liek were u going dady i wana lay down! dady wuz mad gois, prolly becuz phee tried to steal mufin. ohhhh dady i wuld hav shared mufin wif u just to cudle. ohhhhhhh wuv. i got it this morning gois and wuz liek num num num mufin! victorious dashie! Oh no gois, maphee kleend my terortory marker up becuz he wanted to hav own terortory gois. im gona bite him for that, or ill just bite phee as an example and be liek 'this is what dashie can do maphee! dashie merciful but dashie bites at will hehehhehehe! Im gona bit yew maphee! Faget! Hehehehhehee!
Friday, March 7, 2008
Hehehehehe Dashie owns Riley hehehehhe!
Hoi gois! My name Dashie! I own Riley gois! First I momma took me for walk gois I was liek hehehehehhe lets go nooooowwww! Then I wuz walking up street and I saw Riley. hehehe gois he wuz scared of big mean Dashie im at least 5 feet taler then him and dashie muscles are sticking out. its liek 'heheheheh dont mess wif me riley ur gona die!" then riley run up to dashie andim liek "lion roar!!!" i let out masive bark gois it wuz erf shatering and took out evryones window hehehheheheh booooooooom! so neway gois riley wuz so afwaid that i wuz liek im gona let yew liv riley becuz yew so pathetic. then i wuz liek get out of my site! riley ran awai and i wuz lafing like hehheheheheh! hehehhehehe! then momma pulled on my neck and i wuz liek wtf momma!
gois im gona dominate riley eventually. itll be an epic dashie attack liek gnaarrrrrr! i just bit yew neck! or ill have riley be my commander wen im taking over world and renaming it 'dashie world' heheheheheh! in dashie world evryone will be my biotch and will be dominated upon command gois! ill be liek 'get on ur back riley evil dashie is here to dominate!' and hes liek "ok sir!" especially phee and maphee hehehehehehe there gona get dominated if i dont kill them first. ok phee has no chance gois im gonna executt him wen i first take power hehehehe itll be my first order. then ill have riley go and do dashie hits for me. ill have him atack mailman ill be liek "attack heeeeeeeeeeere!" then riley will atack gois. hehehehhe oops it was midle of ocean hehehehehe dashie mistake!
dont underestimate dashie gois becuz i hav big power paw. i own dady evry noit wif it. its liek im owning yew dady why are yew lafing? gois i want my famly to stop lafing at me and start being my biotches. then ill be liek what are yew lafing at! i have to dominate yew now before we go any further or ill hav to cut ur head off hehehehehhe then i do it anyway becuz dashie is evil and enjoys killing people hehehehehehheheehhe!
gois im gona dominate riley eventually. itll be an epic dashie attack liek gnaarrrrrr! i just bit yew neck! or ill have riley be my commander wen im taking over world and renaming it 'dashie world' heheheheheh! in dashie world evryone will be my biotch and will be dominated upon command gois! ill be liek 'get on ur back riley evil dashie is here to dominate!' and hes liek "ok sir!" especially phee and maphee hehehehehehe there gona get dominated if i dont kill them first. ok phee has no chance gois im gonna executt him wen i first take power hehehehe itll be my first order. then ill have riley go and do dashie hits for me. ill have him atack mailman ill be liek "attack heeeeeeeeeeere!" then riley will atack gois. hehehehhe oops it was midle of ocean hehehehehe dashie mistake!
dont underestimate dashie gois becuz i hav big power paw. i own dady evry noit wif it. its liek im owning yew dady why are yew lafing? gois i want my famly to stop lafing at me and start being my biotches. then ill be liek what are yew lafing at! i have to dominate yew now before we go any further or ill hav to cut ur head off hehehehehhe then i do it anyway becuz dashie is evil and enjoys killing people hehehehehehheheehhe!
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
ohhhhh dady wait!
Hoi gois! My name dashie! me lion! tonoit dady wuz going to bed gois and he snuk up wif out me it wuz liek dady wtf! so then i ran behind him and wuz liek daddddddyy wait! i jumped up on bed and wuz liek ohhhhh this is so cumfterble. hehehhehehe i have a speshle method for cudling dady gois! furst im liek ohhhhh im dashie camel scrunch so i lay down next to dady. then i need to uncurl my tung gois its liek ohhhhhhhhh here come dashie tung look at it heheheheh. then demon tung goes back into dashie mouth and i suddenly feel toired. its liek ohhhhhhhhhhhh i cant suport my leggs anymore so i just slump down. then i lay completly down gois and i rub my hed against dady its liek ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh cudle initiating heheheheh!
then i get into perfect fit by dashie kalkulation. ohhhhhh u cant remove me now phee. u wer able to do it befor wif maphee but thats becuz hes an inferoir dumy. now im dashie snugles and its liek ultimit dashie glu and thaat cant be removed wifout super strenth that only peekingeese dashie has and yew dont! hehehehehehhe! ohhhhh gois then during the noit i look up at dady liek ohhhhhhhh dady fank yew for being there. i wuv yew and how warm yew are .
then i get into perfect fit by dashie kalkulation. ohhhhhh u cant remove me now phee. u wer able to do it befor wif maphee but thats becuz hes an inferoir dumy. now im dashie snugles and its liek ultimit dashie glu and thaat cant be removed wifout super strenth that only peekingeese dashie has and yew dont! hehehehehehhe! ohhhhh gois then during the noit i look up at dady liek ohhhhhhhh dady fank yew for being there. i wuv yew and how warm yew are .
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