Phee's here gois!

Hehehhehehe! Hoi gois! It's me dashie! Yew better pay attention to me gois or im gunna bite u! heheheheheheh im gona jump threw screen liek bat and take chomp out of ur jugular and be liek heheheheheheh faget! gois phee came home tonoit. he wuz liek hoi dashie! and i wuz liek dady!" I rran right by phee becuz i wuz liek nobody cares that ur home phee go die somewhere faget!

just kidding i plaid wif phee tonoit gois! he put gluv on his hand and was waving it around and i wuz liek phee WTF are you doing? then i couldnt hold it in anymore and morphed into evil satanic dashie and charged at gluv. i went to sink dashie fangs into gluv but then i ovarshot the gluv gois! i was liek dammit phee! it wuz phees fault that it happened becuz hes inferior gois and i own u phee! heheheheheh i see dashie rape in ur future faget! im gona come ovar when ur bear on the couch and bite u then start humping ur arm!

gois then phee was touching me wif gluv and i was liek wtf pedofile! heheheheheh i liek to kill pedofiles so i wuz liek oops phee i just bit ur arm heheheheheh! then he tuched me againa nd its liek wut are yew a faget??? of course he is gois but i wuz pissed off. i own phee so much gois hes a litle faget and i can kill him any time its liek oops phee ur gone from the erth now hehehehe im gona lit ur casket on fire and burn u hehehehhee it will be pwned phee wif smoldering body then ill come ovar and eat u. first ill start wif arms hehehehehe its liek mmmm phee fanks for the drumstix hehehehehheehhe! then ill be liek heheheheh! hoi gois come ovar and have some! then evryone else will come ovar and eat phee especally dady. num num num oh yah gois i also ate some buttar tonoit i grabed it from countar. mama was trying to stop me from eating it and i wuz liek no moma! so i ran behind chair and took chomp

then i thro up and wuz liek ohhhhh dashie sick! then phee came ovar and peted so i wuz liek hhehehehe im better now. maybe ill keep phee alive gois. nah, just kiding im gona executt him in his schleep.

hehehehehe gois maphee isnt here i bet hes being a faget at sum ghey bar hehehehe its liek ohhh mapheee!!! thats wy im gona executt him and rape his arm when hes not looking and hell bow down liek im sowwy dashie ill do anyfing u say. then ill hit maphee wif a golden stick and be liek get me food biotch! then humens will be liek we are now and doggs will rule the world and ill be thier rular its liek hehehheheeh! final dashie solution!

Dashie fangs

Hoi gois! I'm fury and cute hehehehe! Ohhhh I wish phee was here todai gois. this morning i wuz cold and wuz liek ohhhhhhhhhh i need someone to cudle. i wuv u dady! but he got up n left in the morning it wuz liek wtf where u going dady im cold and i wanna cudle! i dont understand woi dady needs to get up in the morning gois its not fair. im dominant dashie and i should have say where evryone goes and who goes were hehehehehe. i own mama tho gois. i hump her leg alot and its liek "ohhhhhh yeah!" then mamas liek "get off dashie!" and im liek "no!" and i have bad face. I get off becuz im merciful dashie hehehehehe peple fall under the power of dashie red fured ogar.

wen i get up im liek "ohhhhhhhh" and my face is all scwunchy its liek "ohhhhhhhhhhhh gois i wana be peted." then i roll on back and inhuman slaves rub my bely and im liek "yup, u gois no whos the boss hehehehehehe, now pet the othar side of my belly!" then phee runs up and starts kissing me and im liek "Pheeeee! u shuld be geting me slice meat phag!" then i kick him in the face with power paw he flies bakward from super dashie strength hhehehehehehe.

oohhhhhhh i wuv it wen dady and me pway "bat the paw." im liek "hehehehe dady im hitting u" and he hits my paw bak and its liek "ohhhhhh this is so much fun!" then i turn into schnarly dashie and start barkign at evryone in the neberhood. I OWN U FAGETS!

Ohhhhhhhhh fank yew mama!

Ohhhhhhh hoi gois! Im tiping from tha chair and its liek ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dis feels sooooo good. im laying down becuz mama pushed chair toward window and now i liek it heheheheheh but dont fink its becuz she wanted to. first i went and starred mama down and i wuz liek "get up!" then i barked multiple times and she eventally get up and pushed chair and i wuz liek WTF are you doing mama i wanna go on walk! but it wuz good becuz i layed down and wuz liek ohhhhhhhh dis is sooo comfterble gois and i can look out windo too! heheheheh now i can see the twins riding by and ill be liek fagets wtf are u doing on my property? take dashie seriously kweers!
Peple needs to take dashie seriously gois. u can get hoit if u dont its liek "dont pet the dashie." im more furoshus than a tiger and il bite ur hand off and then juke the police wen they try to get me heheheheehhe cant catch me kops heheheheh i own u! feed me slice meat dady!