Heheheheheh hoi gois my name Dashie. WTF gois maphee and phee weft for uconn. i cant wate for them to get bak becuz ill bite the carp out of them heheheheh then ill have them work on my cotton fields when im conquerer dashie and running evryone ovar wif my tanks hehehehe. dis isnt fare becuz im dominant and i cant beleive phee and maphee left aganst dashie orders. I wuz liek daddy stop them but dady didnt do anyfing den they left and dady came bak 2 owers latar and i wuz liek dats ok if dadys here. furst tho gois i got something to tell u im gona murdar someone and then bury them by digging big Dashie whole in grond.
hehehehehe he keeps walking down tha street in the midle of the noit in blak clothing and im liek wtf are u doing??? but he keeps walkign so i run up to window and im liek im talking to u! hehehehehehe! den i loose my temepr and im like hold me bak gois im gonna bite him and end his lief and wach him bleed to def but hes always gone by the time I can make plan to boit him. heheheheheh one of these days ur ded.
ohhhhh gois this dog up tha street skarres me hes liek Dashie if u evar come down heer again im gona kill u and im liek ok sir! but just becuz im plotting to atack and be ultra satanic dashie. ill sneek up liek predator and den kill dem becuz i own dem hehehehehehehehe. i cant wate to put my plan into actoin but if i told u gois id have to boit ur neks too so sowwy gois ull just hav to imagine me leeping wif super Dashie claws and deestroying evryone. heheheheh eits gonna be fun!
Monday, January 28, 2008
Monday, January 21, 2008
Hehhehehehehe dashie attack!
Hoi gois! I bit phee todoi like gnarrrrrrrrrrrrrr! phee started yelling at me tho and i wuz liek pheeeeeeeee noooooooooo! furst i wuz in dish washer and i wuz eating fod then phee walked up and grabed me and i wuz like stop it faget! so i schnarled and chomped his hand. i bet phee wuz so scared becuz im owner of phee the ghey pedofile looser.
I also liek to bite tha UPS goi but he nevar comes to door so im liek ur a pansy UPS goi! hes such a fag becuz he delivars pakage close enuf so i cant boit him becuz i prolly scare him hheheheheh hed be liek nnooooooooo dashi im scaired dont atak me and im liek ok, nah just kiding hheheheh! then i bite his jugular and blood starts pooring out and phee comes out ands liek ill do anyfing for u dashie just so u dont bite me liek dat and im liek ok! go die phee! and hes liek ok! maphee does it too gois so its just momma left for warmf and dady to cuddle!
anywoi i wuz fun biting phee todoi he yeled at me boi holding me down but i wuznt scared i wuz brave dashie as usual and ill secretly kill him when he wakes up hehehehhehehe! gnarrrrrrrr!
I also liek to bite tha UPS goi but he nevar comes to door so im liek ur a pansy UPS goi! hes such a fag becuz he delivars pakage close enuf so i cant boit him becuz i prolly scare him hheheheheh hed be liek nnooooooooo dashi im scaired dont atak me and im liek ok, nah just kiding hheheheh! then i bite his jugular and blood starts pooring out and phee comes out ands liek ill do anyfing for u dashie just so u dont bite me liek dat and im liek ok! go die phee! and hes liek ok! maphee does it too gois so its just momma left for warmf and dady to cuddle!
anywoi i wuz fun biting phee todoi he yeled at me boi holding me down but i wuznt scared i wuz brave dashie as usual and ill secretly kill him when he wakes up hehehehhehehe! gnarrrrrrrr!
Friday, January 18, 2008
I bit yew maphee!
Hoi gois! It's me dashie! i wuz in garaje the othar day and maphee came in to stop me. i wuz liek no maphee! and he tried to pick me up gois! i wuz liek wtf maphee! im dominant u phag! so i jumped up and bite phee on tha fase gois! heheheheheheh maphee fell bak and i wuz liek heheh dat kiled yew maphee! den maphee got up and i wuz liek awwwwwwww. he yelled at me! and den he roled me over and i morfed into bat and stoited biting him gois. i had satan fase and i loked soooo mean! i culdnt beleve my bite didnt kill maphee he wuz prolly hurt pretty bad tho and he heeled quikly.
den i wuz pissed off so i started raping maphees sholder. i wuz like hehehehhe i owwwnn yew mapheeeeeee! now hes afwaid of me and hides wen i come out becuz he doesnt want me to boit him again. heheheheh wut a owned phag. if i kiled maphee den id just have phee to kill left and id hav dady to cuddle and momma to feed me in morning!
den i wuz pissed off so i started raping maphees sholder. i wuz like hehehehhe i owwwnn yew mapheeeeeee! now hes afwaid of me and hides wen i come out becuz he doesnt want me to boit him again. heheheheh wut a owned phag. if i kiled maphee den id just have phee to kill left and id hav dady to cuddle and momma to feed me in morning!
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Hehehehehehe I bite!
Hoi gois! My names Dashie! I bite! Phee walked up and wuz like hoi dashie and rolled me on moi bak and started peting my belly. i wuz like no phee im dominant to u so i started gnawing on his hand wif satan / bat face wile kicking my feet. hehehhehehehe wat a retard phee is hehehehehe im biting his hand and theres blood evrywhere pwned!
phee took me for walk today gois! furst i wuz liek phee were going and phee just ignored me. then i wuz liek "let's go phee!" and that got phees attention then i schnarled up and looked him in eye and he wuz liek ok dashie sir! phee wuz looking for chane and i wuz liek phee wtf are u retarded its in the kichen! he culdnt find it and i wuz liek wow phee ur ghey and i got pissed off. so i wuz liek phee u hav 10 secunds to get leesh befour i kill u by biting u on neck and then go on rampage and kill evryone hehehehehehe but he found it. then we wuz walking outside and i wuz liek oooooo phee im cooooold! i started trying to go back but faget phee kept walking.
i kept trying to pull othar way but phee kept going the same way gois! i wuznt realy trying tho gois becuz im 100x stronger than phee. then we went bak and we got to house and phee tryed to pull me in and i wuz like wtf phee were not going inside i wanna walk more but he put me on leesh instead. it wuz cold so i wuz liek oooooooooo i wanna come in and cuddle gois even tho dadys not here ill have to settle for faget phee or maphee or momma. i planted my arse on green chare wif momma and layed on her so she culdnt do cross word puzzle hehehehehhehe!
phee took me for walk today gois! furst i wuz liek phee were going and phee just ignored me. then i wuz liek "let's go phee!" and that got phees attention then i schnarled up and looked him in eye and he wuz liek ok dashie sir! phee wuz looking for chane and i wuz liek phee wtf are u retarded its in the kichen! he culdnt find it and i wuz liek wow phee ur ghey and i got pissed off. so i wuz liek phee u hav 10 secunds to get leesh befour i kill u by biting u on neck and then go on rampage and kill evryone hehehehehehe but he found it. then we wuz walking outside and i wuz liek oooooo phee im cooooold! i started trying to go back but faget phee kept walking.
i kept trying to pull othar way but phee kept going the same way gois! i wuznt realy trying tho gois becuz im 100x stronger than phee. then we went bak and we got to house and phee tryed to pull me in and i wuz like wtf phee were not going inside i wanna walk more but he put me on leesh instead. it wuz cold so i wuz liek oooooooooo i wanna come in and cuddle gois even tho dadys not here ill have to settle for faget phee or maphee or momma. i planted my arse on green chare wif momma and layed on her so she culdnt do cross word puzzle hehehehehhehe!
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Wy I schnarl gois
Hoi gois! Its me dashie! sum ppl wonder wy i schnarl but there phags hehehehehhe but ne way heres wy i schnarl. furst i started schnarling wen i started biting my old owners and dey were like no dashieeeee hehehe then i bit one of them on jugular and he started bleeding evrywhere. his wif was liek call 911 but i wuz like no biotch so i bit her neck too and started eating both of them. i wuz like num num num mmmmmm human meat but then the polise came and i wuz like fu polise!
they started triing to kech me and i wuz liek hehehehehhe cant kech me niggas so i wuz doing all dese juke mooves. then one cought me and i wuz liek awwwwww phag ur no fun. from now on i schnarl wen i see someone i wana bite liek phee. phee pises mee off liek wen he danses around im liek phee stop doing dot and he keeps doing it so im liek u leeve me no choce but to bit u. den my dashie teef sink into phees flesh and its like gnarrrrr phag. i also scharl becuz im so tuff and i expecally do it wen phee is at table and im liek 'im ogre phee!' den he feeds me. it doesnt work on maphee becuz hes too scared to move hes liek 'no dashie dont bite me!' and im liek its ok maphee... as long as u feed me heheheheheheh!
im gona go show my schnarl off to neberhood now gois theyl be like omg theres an ogre in the window run and den my terrortory will expand past nebers house wen i kill them too den soon therell be no one left but dashie heehhehehehe i rule world gois hehehehehhe my schnarl is proof.
they started triing to kech me and i wuz liek hehehehehhe cant kech me niggas so i wuz doing all dese juke mooves. then one cought me and i wuz liek awwwwww phag ur no fun. from now on i schnarl wen i see someone i wana bite liek phee. phee pises mee off liek wen he danses around im liek phee stop doing dot and he keeps doing it so im liek u leeve me no choce but to bit u. den my dashie teef sink into phees flesh and its like gnarrrrr phag. i also scharl becuz im so tuff and i expecally do it wen phee is at table and im liek 'im ogre phee!' den he feeds me. it doesnt work on maphee becuz hes too scared to move hes liek 'no dashie dont bite me!' and im liek its ok maphee... as long as u feed me heheheheheheh!
im gona go show my schnarl off to neberhood now gois theyl be like omg theres an ogre in the window run and den my terrortory will expand past nebers house wen i kill them too den soon therell be no one left but dashie heehhehehehe i rule world gois hehehehehhe my schnarl is proof.
Friday, January 4, 2008
Ohhhhhhh I wuv u dady!
Hoi gois1 I wuv dady. tonit wen dady came home i wuz like omg dadys home so i ran downstairs and got on hindlegs and started whimpering. i was like 'yayyyyyyy dady i wuv u dont leave again k?' i hate wen maphee and phee start peting me wen i go and see dady becuz its like wtf gois i wanna see dady not u fagets hehehehe i saw u all day.
at super tonight i wuz like i own u phee! and phee got scared. first i got snarl and starred him in the eyes wif dashie tuff face and phee was like 'no dashie im sowwy!" then i wuz like phee feed me biotch so he threw some lo mein down and rice and i wuz like heheheheh fank yew! num num num num! theni went to moma and maphee but they never feed me becuz i dont fully own them yet like phee but im geting their gois! hhehehehehe!
im gona atack phee during his sleep gois first ill get up and pretend i wanna go out but its just an ambush. phee is like ok dashie ill let u out and wen he goes to get up ill jump on him and bite his neck and cause him to bleed evrywhere becuz my sharp teef whent into his jugular its like 'splllooooosssh!" hehehehehehhe!
boi gois! im gonna go lay wif dady now!
at super tonight i wuz like i own u phee! and phee got scared. first i got snarl and starred him in the eyes wif dashie tuff face and phee was like 'no dashie im sowwy!" then i wuz like phee feed me biotch so he threw some lo mein down and rice and i wuz like heheheheh fank yew! num num num num! theni went to moma and maphee but they never feed me becuz i dont fully own them yet like phee but im geting their gois! hhehehehehe!
im gona atack phee during his sleep gois first ill get up and pretend i wanna go out but its just an ambush. phee is like ok dashie ill let u out and wen he goes to get up ill jump on him and bite his neck and cause him to bleed evrywhere becuz my sharp teef whent into his jugular its like 'splllooooosssh!" hehehehehehhe!
boi gois! im gonna go lay wif dady now!
Tuesday, January 1, 2008
Hapy new yeer gois!
hehehehehehe its the new yer todai gois! hhehehehehehehe im gona turn over knew leef and be good dashie from now on. thats it.
heheheheheheheheheh just kiding lolz! i bit phees neck c ouple of nites ago gois heheheheheheh first phee started to run awai from me becuz im so scary then i lept up and bite his neck heheheheh and phee was like ahhhhhh. i wuz real fired up and wuz runing arond like cant cetch me gois! hehheehhe then maphee and phee cought me wen i had someting in my mouth and i wuz like awwwwwwwww phee nooooo! so i got wite cresent and toined away but phee reached into my mouth and got it. wtf! then i went to lai wif dady and i wuz like hoi dady!
hehehehhe i did strike on maphees mouse hehehehe first i started bite and didnt no wut it was i was like mmmm this si good tho so i kept chewing it. then i wuz like 'num num num im gona get a peice of this wheel off.' then phee came in and wux like wtf maphee faget and i got on downlow. he didn t get scarred and took mouse away and i wuz like 'fu maphee fag.' hehehehhhe he doesn tno it gois but im gona chew his computar wen he leves im just looking for chance hehehehe
hehehhehe hapy new yeers gois its gona be a grate new yeer. first im gona becum leeder of ghey 56 hollyberry house then ill slowly conker evryone and step on them like antz! heheheheheheh! my new yeers resolution is to first get a tank then kill evryones hehehehehehehehehehehhe!
heheheheheheheheheh just kiding lolz! i bit phees neck c ouple of nites ago gois heheheheheheh first phee started to run awai from me becuz im so scary then i lept up and bite his neck heheheheh and phee was like ahhhhhh. i wuz real fired up and wuz runing arond like cant cetch me gois! hehheehhe then maphee and phee cought me wen i had someting in my mouth and i wuz like awwwwwwwww phee nooooo! so i got wite cresent and toined away but phee reached into my mouth and got it. wtf! then i went to lai wif dady and i wuz like hoi dady!
hehehehhe i did strike on maphees mouse hehehehe first i started bite and didnt no wut it was i was like mmmm this si good tho so i kept chewing it. then i wuz like 'num num num im gona get a peice of this wheel off.' then phee came in and wux like wtf maphee faget and i got on downlow. he didn t get scarred and took mouse away and i wuz like 'fu maphee fag.' hehehehhhe he doesn tno it gois but im gona chew his computar wen he leves im just looking for chance hehehehe
hehehhehe hapy new yeers gois its gona be a grate new yeer. first im gona becum leeder of ghey 56 hollyberry house then ill slowly conker evryone and step on them like antz! heheheheheheh! my new yeers resolution is to first get a tank then kill evryones hehehehehehehehehehehhe!
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