Dashie wana lay down gois!

Hoi gois! It's me dashie! hehehehe who else would it be but the carnivorus aminal! Gois meme wuldnt let me in her room last noit and i wuz liek "wtf unaceptible!" Gois its not fare. When I wana go in maphees room when he's sleeping he doesnt let me in ether. its liek wtf maphee yew faget im gona use dashie powers to break down door if yew dont let me in becuz im mean! ohhhh i wish maphee could see dashie schnarl through door gois it would be liek "ok mr dashie ill let yew in and yew can have the hole bed and maphee will sleep on ground liek aminal while yew reign over him." then dashie pull out golden chalis and hit maphee wif it liek "biotch!"

ohhhhhhhhhhhh sometime too dady doesnt let me on bed when hes lieing down its liek pweeeze dady! mmmmmph mmmmph! and dady does let me on. then dashie liek "get in here phee and do wut yew only purpose is in life. then phee walk in and put me up and then im liek dady!!!!!!! dashie run up and start licking dadys face becuz i wuz and he might have toothpaste on mouth. ohhhhhhhhhhh then dashie liek "go away phee. this is my time wif dady!"

gois i also made moma sleep in phees bed becuz dadys mine! ill be on chair wif my dady and ill be cudling then moma walks in and its liek "nooooo! he's mine moma! go get dashie food if yew wana be in presense!" ohhhhhh gois dady luvs me the best its liek "hehehehe dady im betar than evwyone here!" then dady rub my head and its liek "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dady i wuv yew!" and dashie get wuvable face and look up at dady. it's liek "ohhhhhhhhhh its 3 am and dashie still here dady! dont get up until 13 o clock ok dady!"

then dady get up in morning and its liek "wtf dady!" i wondar if i killed phee dady wuldnt get up in morning. thats probably not it though gois becuz phees never here anymore. its liek pheee come back i need a servant! then he comes back and dashie roundhouse kick him in the face wif back paws. I own yew phee!