Ohhhhhh Dady nooooo!

Ohhhhhhhh gois dady yelled at me tonoit. It's liek "no Dashie!" then his eyes turned red and he got all evil gois. Then I was liek "I'm sorry dady it wont happen again!" then innocent dashie was attacked by dady but thats ok because dashie still luv him gois. its liek ohhhhhhhh dady dashie isnt mad but dont let this happen again ok? dady wont do it again because dashie lick dadys face. Red Ogar is too cute to be hit again. dashie wuz just biting inferior phee for pulling me off of dish washer. It's liek wtf phee? I said im eating and when I say I'm eating, I'm eating faget! dashie was merciful though becuz he owned riley though today. dashie wuz tuff and wuz liek "you don't own me riley!" and he wuz liek "ok sir!" I was only whimpering because I felt sowwy for Riley gois. It's liek "ohhhhh Riley it's hard to be so dominant over yew. hehehehehe!"
Ohhhhhhhhh gois I went to lick dadys face tonoit and he wouldnt let me. It's liek "but dady I wanna lick yew! stay still!" I just wanted to show Dashie appreciation gois because that means more chicken tweats for little red ogar. Ohhhhhhh dady im sowwy that you were tramuhtized by phee biting. next time ill beat my minions when yew not looking so it wont be so bad.