Hoi gois! Dashie escape! hehehehe! Furst dashie waiting for dady to come home its liek wtf dady were are yew. then dashie hear garage door openang and its liek "ohhhh gois dady!" me get hapy face and run downstairs liek here i come dady. then i see door opening and im redy to pownse liek hi dady its me dashie. ohhhhhh dady i wuv yew! then i see dady holding schtuff and door open gois dashie liek yahoo! and run to door before dady who equivelent to dashie in dominant status can grab colar.
dashie zoom liek litning gois its something me learn in othar houses before i come to dady house. dashie run out door wif face liek "hehehehehehe!" Tongue wuz hanging out gois and dashie bolt for outside. ohhhh but it was dark out and I wuz liek "ohhhh i hope theres no coyotes out here. just kiding hehehehe! dashie could rip coyote apart wif one dashie bite!" then i run to furst house gois and its liek wtf all this stuf doing out here. then i wana go and bit it gois then go for dashie swim but me liek nahhhhhh dashie doesnt play around mfers. so me run toward othar house were mawgwet is gois it liek its me dashie im here to sweep yew off feet mawgwet but i still own yew but dashie get distracted by bread on ground gois. dashie liek ohhhh this is guna go bad so i should eat it gois i dont want that on dashie consense.
So dashie start eating bread liek "num num num" and dady walk up. its liek "hoi dady!" I didnt wana play chase dashie anymore gois but i fink dady stil wanted to pway. Then dady caught me and its liek wtf dady i said i wuznt playing anymore! but its ok gois because dashie cudle dady in bed tonoit hehehehehe! all forgiven!
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