Hehehehehehe! Hoi gois! I'm a mean, carnivorous raptor waiting in bushes to strike at yew at any moment! One moment its liek "la dee da de da its noice day out" then next its like "gnarrrr!" hehehehehe! Dashie jump frum bushes and bite peeple jugular and blood spway evwywhere like sploosh and dashie liek call csi hehehehehe! ohhhh gois I'm just writing this post to advise yew to be careful around Dashie house. It's grai one on stweet that goes down hill i no dat becuz phee takes me up thar evwy night when he's home and its liek "ohhhhh phee let's cwoss street here becuz dashie wana explore new teritory and be tuff. Then I get to othar side of rode and its liek "ohhhh nuffing here phee yew safe!" gois phee is an insignificant little biotch and he's not tuff at all liek dashie so I need to protect him from dogys liek riley and evil black dogys down stweet.
Ohhhhh gois I'm a raptor in disguish. When I'm in window its liek "get out of my teritory gois or I'll brake thwew glass and atack yew wif dashie bites." My teritory is sacrid gois its liek dashie home and peeple shuldnt be walking on it. Peeple liek goi wif pupy should smell were dashie peed and be liek "uh oh a gigantic raptor peed here, we should go any further." Dashie is bird of pwey in window and he can jump thwew window and swoop down on unsuspecting slaves that go out to get mail liek moma. Get on chair moma or get leg humped! hehehehehe!
There yew go gois. You shuldnt pwovoke raptor in window or itll be liek "ahhhhhh!" wile im on top of yew and chewing yew up. dashie is all seeing eye of wurld and he can morph to difrent places liek ur in bathwoom brushing ur teef and you look in miror and dashie is standing behind you. "ahhhhhh!" "gnarrrr!" "num num num flesh." Then ill throw yew body up on lawn and be liek ohhhhh i shuldnt have eeten dat humen, but i did! hehehehehehe!
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