WTF Phee! Stay outside with Dashie!

Gois, phee never stay out wif Dashie. First its liek ohhhh phee yew going outside wif dashie ohhh dats good but its realy more liek phee get out here or ill bite yew hehehe! then royal subject phee come outside and dashie sit on phees lap liek ohhh phee skwatch dashie back and remove dashie fur. it get in phees mouth and eyes gois heehe dashie laff when dat happen becuz its liek 'how does servitude feel minion?' hehehehhe! then phee get up to go in and its liek no phee! yew cant go inside becuz dashie no give yew permission to and phee liek okay dashie but then he sneek thwew door and its liek wtf phee dammit dashie still out here and as long as dashie out here he demand a phee or someone just as warm and blubbery to sit on. Then its liek gois phee went inside me gona go bark at people now until phee come out and then me bite his hand liek hehehehehe AMBUSH! hehehehe!