Ohhh gois todai Dashie wuz outside and i wuz owning neberhood its liek careful gois theres a Dashie in the vicinity any won out thar gona get bit if yew try to mess wif dahsie hehehehehehe! then maphee come over gois and hes liek dashie im here to chalenge yew dominance! of course dashie cant stand for such an injustice gois its liek no maphee dashie has well established packleadership over yew. i can proove it just ask phee wif all the bit marks he has hehehehe! maphee then go to pick dashie up anyway! can yew beleeve it gois? well dashie can becuz maphee is big dumb wetard liek phee who need to be put in his place so its liek gnarrrr!!!! then dashie teef meet maphees skin and sink in and take finger off its liek num num num maphee im eating yew liek velosiraptar heheheheh! dashie fought for sure gois that maphees finger fuly in his mowf and seperated fwom hand but maphees finger still there gois. its liek awwww as long as yew still hav fingers yew can still try to pick dashie up so dashie need to do better next time! maphee started bweeding everywhere gois and phee start yelling at dashie its liek phee shut up faget or youll be just liek maphee fingerless hehehe!
ohhhh gois phee and maphee frow dashie in tub. its liek this is punishment? heheheheh! That feels good fu gois! ohhh but then they put dashie in cage and its liek noooooo!!! it wuz liek dachau gois but i no hitlar and we vewy similar so he wouldn't do that to dashie phee on the otherhand. is there a wors person in world than phee gois? dashie dont fink so. dashie just hope this doesnt affect cuddling wif dady tonight gois. if it does im gona bite phees artery in his sweep and he die and its liek see dady i remove source of tension betwene us lets cuddle again!
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