I'm gona bite you gois!

Hoi gois! I'm gonna bite yuo becuz im dashie! hehehehehehehe!

today i was at home and i wnet to sleep and momma wasnt here. but then i looked and moma was here. lol! i was like wow hi momma! and she wouldn't take me for walk so i was like "wtf!" then i saw chrismas tree up and was like omg! im gonna bite those bulbs gois! so i went upt here and went for bulb with my dominant paw and got one in my mouth. i was like "heheheheheh! im biting it" and i ran around with it in my moth for eevar! then moma was like drop it dashie and i was like no! so i ran under back and bit into it and it hoit my teeth so i was like "ohhhhh....."

then i got camel face and went and layed down next to moma and was like "im toierd momma" so she pet my belly and i was like "im gona blow this place up" but she didnt say anything. so i ran and bit something with bad face and bit the couch and she got mad. lol! i want dady to come home becuz he gives me sliced meat and im like fank yew dady.

dont come near my house gois becuz im dashie and im gona bite you hehehheeheh! ur all retard so dont come here or dye. hehehehehehehe! bow down to me when i get dominant cowboy snarl or ill come over there and take bite out of your jugular! heheheheheh i also chase cars as they go by because they fink they can get away but im dashie and i can run 1000000 miles per hour heheheheheheheh!