Hoi gois! It's me Dashie! Me been busy biting pheeeee its liek phee im gonna bit yew and yew not guna get awai because dashie fast and leep liek tigar onto yew neck. ohhhh gois i wuz tortoring phee last noit he wanted to go to sweep but its liek 'theres no sleeping in dashie house! hehehehehehe!" so I wun up to phee and me liek "bark! yew not going to bed faget!" ohhhh then phee get up and phee all toired and its liek "heehehehehe! i just owned yew i dont really wanna go out phee!" Then Im liek "I wanna pway!"
ohhhh gois i wuv it wen i furst sink dashie fangs into toy especially if it make skeeky noise. its liek "sweek!" hehehehehe that must have really hert possum! dashie show no mercy and start chewing on possums leg liek "num num num phee if yew dont take this out of mowth dashie gona swallow it!' then phee come over and have to ruin fun of dashie chewing toy its liek "no!"
then I get schtuff in mowth and run around becuz dashie so mean! its liek phee yew not gona ketch me so why bother even twying? phee eventually ketch dashie gois becuz i let him and its liek "heheheheh! cyanide swallow! hehehehehe!"
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