Phee's here gois!

Hehehhehehe! Hoi gois! It's me dashie! Yew better pay attention to me gois or im gunna bite u! heheheheheheh im gona jump threw screen liek bat and take chomp out of ur jugular and be liek heheheheheheh faget! gois phee came home tonoit. he wuz liek hoi dashie! and i wuz liek dady!" I rran right by phee becuz i wuz liek nobody cares that ur home phee go die somewhere faget!

just kidding i plaid wif phee tonoit gois! he put gluv on his hand and was waving it around and i wuz liek phee WTF are you doing? then i couldnt hold it in anymore and morphed into evil satanic dashie and charged at gluv. i went to sink dashie fangs into gluv but then i ovarshot the gluv gois! i was liek dammit phee! it wuz phees fault that it happened becuz hes inferior gois and i own u phee! heheheheheh i see dashie rape in ur future faget! im gona come ovar when ur bear on the couch and bite u then start humping ur arm!

gois then phee was touching me wif gluv and i was liek wtf pedofile! heheheheheh i liek to kill pedofiles so i wuz liek oops phee i just bit ur arm heheheheheh! then he tuched me againa nd its liek wut are yew a faget??? of course he is gois but i wuz pissed off. i own phee so much gois hes a litle faget and i can kill him any time its liek oops phee ur gone from the erth now hehehehe im gona lit ur casket on fire and burn u hehehehhee it will be pwned phee wif smoldering body then ill come ovar and eat u. first ill start wif arms hehehehehe its liek mmmm phee fanks for the drumstix hehehehehheehhe! then ill be liek heheheheh! hoi gois come ovar and have some! then evryone else will come ovar and eat phee especally dady. num num num oh yah gois i also ate some buttar tonoit i grabed it from countar. mama was trying to stop me from eating it and i wuz liek no moma! so i ran behind chair and took chomp

then i thro up and wuz liek ohhhhh dashie sick! then phee came ovar and peted so i wuz liek hhehehehe im better now. maybe ill keep phee alive gois. nah, just kiding im gona executt him in his schleep.

hehehehehe gois maphee isnt here i bet hes being a faget at sum ghey bar hehehehe its liek ohhh mapheee!!! thats wy im gona executt him and rape his arm when hes not looking and hell bow down liek im sowwy dashie ill do anyfing u say. then ill hit maphee wif a golden stick and be liek get me food biotch! then humens will be liek we are now and doggs will rule the world and ill be thier rular its liek hehehheheeh! final dashie solution!