Monday, February 4, 2008

Ohhhhhhhhh fank yew mama!

Ohhhhhhh hoi gois! Im tiping from tha chair and its liek ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dis feels sooooo good. im laying down becuz mama pushed chair toward window and now i liek it heheheheheh but dont fink its becuz she wanted to. first i went and starred mama down and i wuz liek "get up!" then i barked multiple times and she eventally get up and pushed chair and i wuz liek WTF are you doing mama i wanna go on walk! but it wuz good becuz i layed down and wuz liek ohhhhhhhh dis is sooo comfterble gois and i can look out windo too! heheheheh now i can see the twins riding by and ill be liek fagets wtf are u doing on my property? take dashie seriously kweers!
Peple needs to take dashie seriously gois. u can get hoit if u dont its liek "dont pet the dashie." im more furoshus than a tiger and il bite ur hand off and then juke the police wen they try to get me heheheheehhe cant catch me kops heheheheh i own u! feed me slice meat dady!

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