Monday, February 11, 2008

Dashie fangs

Hoi gois! I'm fury and cute hehehehe! Ohhhh I wish phee was here todai gois. this morning i wuz cold and wuz liek ohhhhhhhhhh i need someone to cudle. i wuv u dady! but he got up n left in the morning it wuz liek wtf where u going dady im cold and i wanna cudle! i dont understand woi dady needs to get up in the morning gois its not fair. im dominant dashie and i should have say where evryone goes and who goes were hehehehehe. i own mama tho gois. i hump her leg alot and its liek "ohhhhhh yeah!" then mamas liek "get off dashie!" and im liek "no!" and i have bad face. I get off becuz im merciful dashie hehehehehe peple fall under the power of dashie red fured ogar.

wen i get up im liek "ohhhhhhhh" and my face is all scwunchy its liek "ohhhhhhhhhhhh gois i wana be peted." then i roll on back and inhuman slaves rub my bely and im liek "yup, u gois no whos the boss hehehehehehe, now pet the othar side of my belly!" then phee runs up and starts kissing me and im liek "Pheeeee! u shuld be geting me slice meat phag!" then i kick him in the face with power paw he flies bakward from super dashie strength hhehehehehehe.

oohhhhhhh i wuv it wen dady and me pway "bat the paw." im liek "hehehehe dady im hitting u" and he hits my paw bak and its liek "ohhhhhh this is so much fun!" then i turn into schnarly dashie and start barkign at evryone in the neberhood. I OWN U FAGETS!

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