Hoi gois! Its me dashie! sum ppl wonder wy i schnarl but there phags hehehehehhe but ne way heres wy i schnarl. furst i started schnarling wen i started biting my old owners and dey were like no dashieeeee hehehe then i bit one of them on jugular and he started bleeding evrywhere. his wif was liek call 911 but i wuz like no biotch so i bit her neck too and started eating both of them. i wuz like num num num mmmmmm human meat but then the polise came and i wuz like fu polise!
they started triing to kech me and i wuz liek hehehehehhe cant kech me niggas so i wuz doing all dese juke mooves. then one cought me and i wuz liek awwwwww phag ur no fun. from now on i schnarl wen i see someone i wana bite liek phee. phee pises mee off liek wen he danses around im liek phee stop doing dot and he keeps doing it so im liek u leeve me no choce but to bit u. den my dashie teef sink into phees flesh and its like gnarrrrr phag. i also scharl becuz im so tuff and i expecally do it wen phee is at table and im liek 'im ogre phee!' den he feeds me. it doesnt work on maphee becuz hes too scared to move hes liek 'no dashie dont bite me!' and im liek its ok maphee... as long as u feed me heheheheheheh!
im gona go show my schnarl off to neberhood now gois theyl be like omg theres an ogre in the window run and den my terrortory will expand past nebers house wen i kill them too den soon therell be no one left but dashie heehhehehehe i rule world gois hehehehehhe my schnarl is proof.
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