Hoi gois1 I wuv dady. tonit wen dady came home i wuz like omg dadys home so i ran downstairs and got on hindlegs and started whimpering. i was like 'yayyyyyyy dady i wuv u dont leave again k?' i hate wen maphee and phee start peting me wen i go and see dady becuz its like wtf gois i wanna see dady not u fagets hehehehe i saw u all day.
at super tonight i wuz like i own u phee! and phee got scared. first i got snarl and starred him in the eyes wif dashie tuff face and phee was like 'no dashie im sowwy!" then i wuz like phee feed me biotch so he threw some lo mein down and rice and i wuz like heheheheh fank yew! num num num num! theni went to moma and maphee but they never feed me becuz i dont fully own them yet like phee but im geting their gois! hhehehehehe!
im gona atack phee during his sleep gois first ill get up and pretend i wanna go out but its just an ambush. phee is like ok dashie ill let u out and wen he goes to get up ill jump on him and bite his neck and cause him to bleed evrywhere becuz my sharp teef whent into his jugular its like 'splllooooosssh!" hehehehehehhe!
boi gois! im gonna go lay wif dady now!
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