Friday, January 18, 2008

I bit yew maphee!

Hoi gois! It's me dashie! i wuz in garaje the othar day and maphee came in to stop me. i wuz liek no maphee! and he tried to pick me up gois! i wuz liek wtf maphee! im dominant u phag! so i jumped up and bite phee on tha fase gois! heheheheheheh maphee fell bak and i wuz liek heheh dat kiled yew maphee! den maphee got up and i wuz liek awwwwwwww. he yelled at me! and den he roled me over and i morfed into bat and stoited biting him gois. i had satan fase and i loked soooo mean! i culdnt beleve my bite didnt kill maphee he wuz prolly hurt pretty bad tho and he heeled quikly.

den i wuz pissed off so i started raping maphees sholder. i wuz like hehehehhe i owwwnn yew mapheeeeeee! now hes afwaid of me and hides wen i come out becuz he doesnt want me to boit him again. heheheheh wut a owned phag. if i kiled maphee den id just have phee to kill left and id hav dady to cuddle and momma to feed me in morning!

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