Hoi gois! My names Dashie! I bite! Phee walked up and wuz like hoi dashie and rolled me on moi bak and started peting my belly. i wuz like no phee im dominant to u so i started gnawing on his hand wif satan / bat face wile kicking my feet. hehehhehehehe wat a retard phee is hehehehehe im biting his hand and theres blood evrywhere pwned!
phee took me for walk today gois! furst i wuz liek phee were going and phee just ignored me. then i wuz liek "let's go phee!" and that got phees attention then i schnarled up and looked him in eye and he wuz liek ok dashie sir! phee wuz looking for chane and i wuz liek phee wtf are u retarded its in the kichen! he culdnt find it and i wuz liek wow phee ur ghey and i got pissed off. so i wuz liek phee u hav 10 secunds to get leesh befour i kill u by biting u on neck and then go on rampage and kill evryone hehehehehehe but he found it. then we wuz walking outside and i wuz liek oooooo phee im cooooold! i started trying to go back but faget phee kept walking.
i kept trying to pull othar way but phee kept going the same way gois! i wuznt realy trying tho gois becuz im 100x stronger than phee. then we went bak and we got to house and phee tryed to pull me in and i wuz like wtf phee were not going inside i wanna walk more but he put me on leesh instead. it wuz cold so i wuz liek oooooooooo i wanna come in and cuddle gois even tho dadys not here ill have to settle for faget phee or maphee or momma. i planted my arse on green chare wif momma and layed on her so she culdnt do cross word puzzle hehehehehhehe!
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